BEST OF SuperMegaCast: 65 - 69

It's some of the best clips from SuperMegaCast episodes 65 - 69!

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[AnuxeL]

"These nuts can't be that big"
Gets me every time

[eeleyejuh]

Every episode of the supermegacast is the best of

[crowbears]

"Sexual harassment is NEVER cool" - Matt "weeaboo" Watson 2017

[georgvqz]

Matt and Ryan are the funniest southern boys on youtube.

[kylemcneill]

I love you both, you're like two uncles to me,





Lovely uncles

[rafaelReyes-rhgv]

"This isn't your daddy's cabbage"😂😂

[TraXXXtar]

3:41 why do i bother consuming food and/or drink while knowing id have to listen to something like this

[scottsmith]

11:41 is my favorite ending to any of the podcasts. Maybe we'll get a follow up bit eventually.

[rikkuato]

thanks for always uploading during my math class, im currently failing math

[NickOwens]

I just realised that the episode with the impostors reveal at the end begins with them saying they are sitting on opposite sides of the couch, foreshadowing the reveal at the end.

[alextetrault]

my two lovely uncles, they went away. i was about to try to find them until i saw that supermega uploaded a best of.

sorry uncles

[milesrandolph]

matts forrest gump is better than ryans

[hyfowlf]

9:44 Matt describes the plot to osmosis jones

[hem]

The funny men from the Internet speak funny words.

[corey]

forest gump with these nuts is the best one

[pillshere]

Start a pateron guys, I want to give you my money. I want to support this glorious pirate ship

[walkerthegloves]

Damn, the one day I forget my earbuds.. Can't wait to watch this in its full glory when I get home!

[markbeach]

"Deez nuts can't be that big"
-Matt Watson

[SpooksStudios]

Ocean Man by hit Icelandic folk rapper Weenie Hut Jr's is the penultimate construct of man since bread. But Ocean Man actually explains the FNAF story in a really logical way. The first lyrics are "Ocean Man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand". The Ocean Man is dragging someone to a place he knows very well. This symbolized Willy Billy throwing his degenerative British homunculus of a son into his personal home, Circus Baby's Strip Club. (Adult Theory confirmed.) The lyrics then state "the voyage through the corner of the globe is a real trip", giving us where Circus Baby's and by extension Fredbear's takes place, near the corner of the globe. And since it's common knowledge that the world is flat, that therefore means that Fazbear Entertainment is putting mind-altering chemicals into the water and are making the fish gay for each other. This also explains Undyne, and why she is a gay mutant fish creature. Weenie Hut also points out "the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land". Now what colors can tan and sandy be. GOLD. Golden Freddy has been "soaking up thirst" near the sand, meaning he drunk the chemicals and was turned gay and transgender. That's why Golden Freddy has the laugh of a girl in the 1st game. The next wave of lyrics ask the viewer if they "can see through the wonder and amazement of the ogre man". Weenie Hut is telling the audience of FNAF that they should look at the franchise from the point of view of Shrek the ogre. Shrek's catchphrase is "better out than in", which is a reference to him letting out farts in Shrek: Extra Large. Extra Large is an option for food sizes, and Freddy Fazbear's serves food. This hints at Shrek working in the kitchen, which proves that Shrek murdered and raped the 5 children in that Chuck E. Cheese from the hidden news section of FNAF 1. This must mean that Purple Guy is actually Vincent, and not William Afton. And Shrek is green, so that means that he is Gron from TRTF 69! Weenie then sings that "the crust is elusive when it casts form to the childlike man." This confirms that Isaac from FNAF 4 is actually a midget that is treated like a child because his penis fell off, as revealed in a cutscene. Also, notice how Weenie Hut used "casts form" and "crust". Isaac's dead spirit was stuffed inside stuffed crust, and what was left of his psyche and fascination in weather patterns became Castform from Pokemon Rwby and Sapire. Then Weenie Hut Jr talks about "the sequence of a life form raised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land". This gives us a solid indication that Golden Freddy was "raised in the sand". Steven Universe grew up in Beach City, which is placed on the sand. Also, sand is similar to Sans, so that means that Sans is Steven's husband. It also make sense that Golden Freddy is Steven Universe but in the future, because they're both gay. The lyrics end here, and the song repeats itself, but with more of an echo. This is symbolic that Echo Flowers are secretly running our government and I'm not crazy for stating that in public while ass naked demanding Szechuan Sauce.

[ewa]

13:05 jesus late at night with both ear buds in and im trippin on this