Centipede venom extraction

Venom extraction performed on Scolopendra heros by means of electrostimulation under anesthesia.

[ricogaras]

“We’re strapping him down”

*straps literally looks like kids bandaid*

[swollenapocrypha]

"I'm just going to apply a little shock"
Centipede: *femur breaker scream*

[Nick-copf]

Bad and naughty centipedes get sent to the electric milking chair.

[trypolarity]

Centipede: I got abducted by humans
Other centipedes: humans aren't real

[killer]

Centipedes in 100 years:
So we strap the human down...

[Ratched]

Centipede: OH yEaH IM a bAD BoY SHoCk mE AgAiN MuMMY

Toxicologist: ...what?
Centipede: what?

[tobbanimations]

People: vets are professionals, they know exactly what they’re doing

Vets: so I hope he’s out enough

[aidanadkins]

Centipede: Doesn't want to give venom.
Vet: *Let's fix that with a controlled shock.*

[ritvikanathala]

Everyone: Talking about the straps and the centipede

Me: why the hell is this on my YouTube stories

[seymourbuttz]

Toxicologist: *is educated to perform an intricate procedure*
Also Toxicologist: "he's real movey"

[SealyaLater]

Me *just staring at the centipede*

*My hair touches my neck*

Me : YO WHAT THE FU-!!!!

[YeeOww]

Dr: You'll feel a 'light shock'

Legs: *seizure*

[ShG]

Me: How cruel and inhumane to apply a light electric shock to the centipede!
Also me, sees a centipede crawling on the floor: slaps it down with a slipper..

[Jeeeeyyy]

-We gon apply light shock
-A little more
Centipede: dead.
-perfect

[GreebleClown]

“So what’s your job?”
“I milk centipedes.”

[Thomas-lkcu]

Imagine the stories this centipede will tell to the grand children:
“So there I was, strapped to a pipe while being interrogated about my venom. They even tortured me!”

[myFamilymaters]

Vet: Centipede is not milking, lets fix it with a controlled shock.

Centipede: what?

[heavenly_haori]

“Light shock”

In her head she’s thinking: “UNLIMITED POWER!”

[wpkjm]

“Do you wanna meet up?”
“Cant, im milking this centipede”

[Martin]

My homie: Yo wanna chill today?

Me: Naa bro I gotta milk my centipede!