POV: your single friends give you relationship advice

[kojiyaw]

"Choking but you choke yourself" 💀💀💀

[AlexFarleyMusic]

It's hard to find good friends like this

[Cherdleys]

1 like and we can all get in a relationship….

[MrMegaSuperBoy]

"make her regret the boobjob after she get's it" 😂😂😂 wtf

[Sheahova]

Basically they told you everything not to do. Soo I would say that’s pretty solid advice.

[bluemobster]

I love how they get more and more unhinged

[naughtmouth]

Someone told me once that confidence is the key to most things in life.

[DjSicEm]

“Block her number from your phone for no reason”

[Mrcrow]

This is great, I'm always gonna follow these tips from now on.

[DomSchu]

Black shirt guy has the most accurate bad advice for sure.

[mewgiah]

Best legit dating advice? Get used to rejection and ask more girls out. Biggest problem many modern men run into is they get a crush on a specific girl and then spend months trying to make it work. But because they wasted so much time on one person the rejection is more devastating. This then leads them to not try until they find the next girl they get a crush on. And the cycle continues.

Instead go out to social locations and literally ask 30 women out. 28 might say no but at least 2 is going to say yes. Its literally a statistics game. The less women you ask out the higher chance of you staying single.

Honestly once you stop caring about rejection you become invincible. Women will also start to notice that confidence. Sadly this is a lesson many younger guys weren't taught because the boomer generation raised their children to be "gentleman" and mommas boys.

Ive literally had below average looking friends pull good looking girls because they learned to put themselves out there and stop caring. Obviously dont be a pick up artist creepo. Just go ask people out and get used to rejection. Literally best advice ive ever seen and it works.

Edit: and yes life isnt fair. Some men are born with great genetics. Some women are shallow. So what. Instead of complaining about all the things you dont have you should be figuring out how to work with the cards you were dealt with.

[breezyhubo]

As a single friend that's the kind of advice I would give. Btw I'm so glad you guys on my feed, nice to see u :]

[UnsaidHealer]

"Get a restraining order for her before she can get one for you." Is honestly pretty solid advice lmfao

[Pepper]

I remember when you took over simple pickup prank channel back in the day, i remember thinking u were entertaining but still had to find ur style, over the years youve really grown into your own ❤

[mathewdecorse]

Ana1 only got me 😅
Barking up the wrong tree from the start😂

[BrownMan]

You gotta relapse and blame it all on her ( thats so damn funny)

[LostMane]

I feel like people just say they got blocked for no reason when they dont wanna say why

[maddenhighlightzz]

This is literally something me and my friends would say to some random kid

[gustavopeace]

“Relapse but make her think it’s her fault” lmao 🤣 every dude with no job after 27

[Suthernwumin]

One last short for the night: the short: