Gabriel Iglesias | How Do You Know I'm Not A Terrorist #shorts

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[DeadBloxOG]

“They don’t make them in your size”


- Security Officer in his head

[texasred]

“Nah mate, you’d absorb the explosion.” 😂

[Dstryrr]

What the guard really wanted to say:

"You couldn't even fit in the cockpit"

[Holycryptonite]

The TSA probably thought he aint stabbing anything with a knife unless its a cake.

[VastIceGaming]

"Only thing you could terrorize is an all-you-can-eat buffet.'

[TheAntiTrope]

Only in Australia can airport security both roast and compliment you in a single sentence.

[kamhani]

The security knew they don't make bomb vest in XXXL size.

[shoto]

You can always count on Australians being brutally honest with ya

[atomicgamer]

"Eh go ahead" that go me dying 🤣

[maeve]

“Hey when have you ever seen a fat terrorist”😂😂😂 that way he said it got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[astrumnacht]

“Look he’s crying, I bet it tasted like gravy”

[pogfish]

“When have you ever seen a fat terrorist?” Lmaoo

[EndingTrack]

Love him or hate him, Fluffy will always be entertaining 😂

[Apesta]

The moment his friends drop the «f*ck» killed me😂😂😂

[ashadow]

It's Australia.
The Earth itself is already terrorizing them.

[Mastermind]

That wasnt racial profiling. That was RATIO PROFILING.

[ae_frosty]

‘Hey, when have you ever seen a fat terrorist’ You just made one 😂

[leewomack]

I just love this man! ❤ His stories are so funny....I could listen to them all day and all night. I just can't get enough of them. Gabriel you rock!! ❤😘😘😘

[kevinwake]

you cut out the funny part at the end when Gabriel says the security says look he's crying." I bet it tates like gravy lol.

[Lomes]

I like how you can hear a guy in the audience go “the knife..” when fluffy did the metal detector beep