Free To Go - #shorts

Appears innocent to me!

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[YoungGandalf]

I'm sure the guy was still alive at the time she was arrested.

[StevieObieYT]

She's so dedicated to her job of releasing inmates that she's willing to do whatever it takes to set her free 😅

[jadii]

I just noticed the wanted poster for Ted Bear

[HalduBouyaNono]

Her husband accidentally severely hurt himself with a knife, so she was speeding to bring him to the hospital. However she was detained for speeding, so the husband couldn't make it in time. The presence of a shovel in the trunk is purely coincidental.

[Toneill]

Can’t believe they arrested a grave digger for speeding. The police are out of control!

[dusttoh]

You can't be speeding if you got caught. That's why they didn't have enough evidence to convict her.

[potatwa]

Not ted bear 3 in the background what did he do 😭

[Inyourhideyhole]

fucking accurate dude! that's like Texas County jail without a fuckin doubt yo! this system is so bad one guy lost his phone and belongings given to another guy that wasn't

[martinthatoneguy]

Dont ask to many questions i suppose.😅

[michaelsmith]

The cop: do i mark the evidence as belongings? They are hers... eh they'll figure it out. tick

[luckychong]

I think she mess up in free time on after her prison

[coltondodger]

Plot twist.

She was a professor of anatomy and the body was for a demonstration

[SkarjOS]

C&H finally passing the Bechtel test

[andrekeyter]

Ma Baker, the meanest cat from old Chicago town.

[legoworld]

Ms baker??? Naw Clarence's teacher gone wild🤣🤣

[pianocat]

Looks like she hit somebody while speeding

[richardorta]

Mrs. Baker: "That isn't my husband."

[Blade_Sensei]

“It’s my friends, I’m just keeping it safe for him”

[lrmclinn]

Ya know they don't keep your belongings.. they either donate them or you can pay to have them mailed to family in prison you can be shipped anywhere in the country and depending on how long you were in for you won't necessarily finish your sentence in the same prison you started it in

[ShaneKodie]

I left so hard I spit my doctor pepper on my phone