The Most ☢️ Radioactive ☢️ Thing I Own!

This weird looking card is the most radioactive thing that I own.

[svenswizzle]

meanwhile at the amazon warehouse " your cancer cant be work related"

[EvaleAxolotl]

Yay i love it when an inanimate object *alters my DNA*

[Артмиш]

This is type of a thing that'll make a videogame character go "Oof. Oof. Agh. Oof." When you put them near it

[sparta]

Never knew you can visually see radiation being emitted in real time without any super fancy equipment. This legitimately blew my mind

[Matthew-khjh]

“Here’s the radioactive pendant I got on Amazon “ is a crazy sentence

[prosamis]

It's a health product. Definitely doesnt make your health better, but it sure affects it

[Mikedegot]

Them: "You're glowing."
Her: "Thank you."
Them: "No, seriously."

[golfer]

So they put real radioactive metal in the card instead of just lying? What an honest company.

[EchoGeckoo]

"now a weird pyramid scheme" bro if they were selling a radioactive card as a health product, id bet they already were one lmaoo

[coloradopackratprepper]

Radon causes cancer. I once lived in a house that put out a huge amount of radon from the rocks under it. I felt sick all the time. Heard about radon, had house tested-- moved. Started feelin better.

[boianko]

"I play Nume Card in attack mode! You're finished, Yugi. This card's effect allows me to give your Dark Magician prostate cancer!"

[Corporate_Desecration]

Meanwhile, my family & friends wonder why I’m often so critical of “holistic” products/supplements

[Jonihero]

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

edit: never had that much likes anywhere😊thanks

[PandaTubeGaming]

"Huh. A card."
*picks it up*
*+300 RADS*

[niel]

My father used to whip our ass when we sit too close to the crt tv because we might get cancer with the tv now he's very proud of his "quantum" pendant and mug that he bought overseas that say it would make him healthier.

[FoldingScreenMonkey]

"the company that made this is now a weird pyramid scheme"
I get the feeling it always was

[ohio_dino]

I guess they do what they claim; reunite you with a higher power ✨

[bodhiswayze]

Well technically it is a “health product” They just didn’t specify which direction your health was headed! 😂

[tristan_]

Yu-Gi-Oh cards be getting more immersive rn

[ezakustam]

The companies that sold these should be on trial the same way the cigarette companies were. The effects of ionizing radiation on the body have been well known for decades. This isn't just gross negligence - it's attempted murder.