Would You Kill Baby Hitler?

Apparently, Jeb Bush would without even thinking about the consequences.
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"Baby murder should always be a last resort" -Craig Benzine

[SpecialQue]

Every time I hear about the killing baby HItler question, I am reminded of an episode of "The Twilight Zone" (the newer series) called "Cradle of Darkness" It's about a woman who goes back in time to kill baby Hitler and prevent WWII. Throughout the episode she finds it difficult to kill an innocent baby. However, and spoilers for the end of this episode, the time traveler does end up killing the baby, but the nanny replaces the baby with another that looks pretty similar except for the fact that it looks a little bit deranged. And so, instead of preventing the events of WWII from happening, she actually set the events into motion.

[invverse]

I've been subscribed to wheezywaiter for a while now and never watched any of his uploads (I only ever watched his vidcon videos). After watching this video, I'm ready for a wheezywaiter video marathon, he's hilarious!!

[mirnder]

I'll admit I stopped watching your videos for a few months, but goodness, I forgot how great you are. So I'm back. Also, three words: Evil Baby Orphanage.

[Cornelixx]

"I can't imagine a president just saying 'hell yeah' to something like a war without having a plan for a great outcome." Nailed it.

[TheEditingShop]

The sarcasm etched in your face at 3:24 is palpable.

[andyjcoop]

Dear Craig,

I thank you for your most awesome videos, it just dawned on me I have been watching for many years now, your probably one of the channels I have been subscribed to the longest. Maybe about 5 years!?

It annoys me your not a more popular channel, then you'd be getting better recognition for your content which I think is some of the most original on here. But please don't change, just keep doing what your doing.

Thanks

[thewinterizzy]

Wheezy, I gotta tell you: I'm sick. I got a stuffy nose and congestion. I laughed and cried when you started wheezing because same.

[Aunty]

Well said, Dub! Pretty disappointing just listening to some of these reporters ask the dumbest, most backwards questions. They are not Problem solving based, they're "ratings" based. Ted Koppel spoke about this on The Late Show with Colbert saying, “We are so fragmented now. We have so much journalism. Everyone is in competition for a tiny little fragment of the audience, ” said Koppel. “Whereas 30 or 40 years ago, we used to be in competition to try and give people the news that they NEED, now we’re in competition to give people the news that they want.”

WE NEED youtubers like YOU and the VlogBrothers now, more than ever, to talk REAL SHIT and to keep exposing the bull for what it is - SO THANK YOU!!! I appreciate what you've said here by looking a the WHOLE picture of Hitler in our history and not just cherry picking out parts to paint a political fantasy. Much love Wheezy! #truthbombing #NOTaBoringYoutubeChannel

[TheIrishWill]

What Id do is travel back in time, put baby Hitler into the care of some vagrants on the back of a freight train, then assume baby Hitlers identity and go on to invent Kinder Bueno flavored ice-cream then live out my days in excessive luxury.

0 atomic weapons and a huge leap forward in ice cream flavorings. Everybody wins.

[Nesetroll]

I must say, I like the new more casual format. Some may say it's more lazy, I call it more authentic. Also, these past months I have just been watching WeeWait videos because there was new ones, the onse made after your honeymoon makes me smile and laugh and think and stuff. Keep it up!

[SanahSaysHello]

I ambivalent the hell out of you, Wheezy.

[maryzsk]

Really like how your videos are going back to how you used to make them way back when. We don't need fancy stuff all the time. I just need my dose of Wheezy!

[MirorRflction]

I am loving the new format of these videos, much more like classic Wheezy Waiter :D

[FliceTrance]

Whenever I hear this question, all I can think about are temporal paradoxes which ultimately leave me wondering if baby Hitler could even be effected by a time traveler as it may result in a universe where the time traveler couldn't naturally want to travel into the past to do anything to baby Hitler.

[bus]

This video is like a good egg. It comes to you in one part, but then you eventually break it into three parts and throw two of them away so that you're only left with "You gotta step it up, man".

[artemisrain]

Much love wheezy waiter!
We went for vacation in Chicago recently and saw the neofuturists. (We had seen the New York neo futurists recently at nerdcon) After the show they said that they knew you when we talked about youtubers. I wonder if you would be interested in doing a video in the same kind of set up like their show "Too much light makes the baby go blind". They do 30 original plays on sixty minutes. You could do 30 impressions, shots of New food tasting, favorite words, or anythings in 60 seconds. It could be fun. Anyways, love your videos! Loyalty to the

[vacatedsumo]

I haven't laughed so hard at one of your videos in ages! Love the new stuff. hope you do too!

[galleguilloscastro]

I love it! Original Wheezy clone from the first videos is making the videos again!

[wasabioverlord]

Hey Wheezy! I've been watching your videos for almost 6 years now, ever since 7th grade. I'm graduated now, and I'm leaving to go serve an LDS (mormon)mission for 2 years in Costa Rica. I won't be able to watch your videos while I am gone, so I expect you to keep it up! I expect at least 100 new videos when I get back! You've been making me laugh for 6 years, and I hope you can continue to make others laugh for many more! Good luck! #beardloverforever