How to Cart Witness, like a Jehovah's Witness

Ever wonder the correct way to Cart Witness? We've got you covered with our new "How to Cart Witness Like a Witness" informative video. Just remember the acronym C.A.R.T. and you'll be off standing by the cart and doing nothing for hours. A parody on JW Cart Witnessing.
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[antonio]

STUNNING, from a recent ex JW. SO TRUE. Greetings from South Africa.

[richbaker]

I didn't realize your sense of satire was so gifted.

[EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

Thanks again!🤣🤣🤣
Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 😊

[alfred]

The next lesson should be:

"Using Your Cell Phone to Ignore People."<

[kenitabaum]

At first I thought it was a real JW skit but soon I was like, wait, what ?! 😂😂

[aaronwood]

looking at their own statistics- the door to door ministry is basically the biggest waste of time in recruiting history

[amieerothrock]

The organization 🤓🤣🤓Mafia for sure!!! 😳🤣🤓😁

[CuanJackson]

I almost thought that this was real 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[summerseverson]

OMFG we love u so much !!! Ur so good at this

[rhymerlegend]

I see cart witnesses every Saturday in my town during the farmers market and this is so true. All they do it sit there while everyone ignores them

[benjamint]

I think the cart witnessing has further ruined the reputation of Jehovah's Witnesses. It is really awkward for people and JWs as well to stand by a cart being ignored by hundreds of people. At least with the door to door witnessing, they are actively trying to speak to people. Also I think this has further made Jehovah's Witnesses vulnerable for their doctrines to be challenged and exposed as false all the while being recorded and uploaded to YouTube. Now, if some clever Christian spots a Jehovah's Witness out by their carts they can prepare a video or audio recorder and challenge their beliefs and upload the conversation to YouTube. A lot of times these show just how cowardly they are, they often just say to go to their website or they will pack up and run away instead of defending their beliefs. I wonder if the Governing Body regret the whole cart witnessing idea.

[CherylArsenault]

I feel so sorry for them when I see them standing there, believing that they're preaching the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ when they are not.
Preaching means actually using our vocal chords that form words to speak.
I live in an apartment complex owned and operated by them, they have a garage/office and they keep carts there. There are a few JW's who live here so I see them stop by to pick up a cart to go do their thing of standing around, not saying a word. :(

[CL_G]

I went to a JW cart and asked for a bible. He didn't have one, so he went to the next cart and asked them and they didn't have one, either. The guy said "I will have one next time." The next time I was there he had one fully wrapped up in plastic wrap for me.

[RowanTasmanian]

The apostle Paul used a Cart all the time, but like the name Jehovah, the scribes writing the New Testament manuscripts deceitfully omitted Jehovah and the the word Cart out of the New Testament manuscript. These evil scribes also omitted Paradise Earth and Governing Body out of the New Testament. 😂😂😂
Paul never liked to debate anyone, he just loved standing next to his Cart in a secluded area to avoid confrontation and evangelism.
Without that Cart, Paul was useless. 😂

[ashleyhunter]

I think the carts are helpful because instead of exhaustingly going door to door with knots in your stomach at each knock, you could just stand there, talk to your partner, and wait out your hours while everyone ignores you. I wish we had this back when I was in. I would have jumped at the chance! 😂

[MamaGreen-zm]

Thank you for your video! However I am curious as too how reading the Bible alone can lead to apostasy?

[marwatson]

I used to be a witness I think the reason they do the cart thing now its just seems easier to stay in one spot instead of going out and knocking on people doors.

[jacobsoet]

If you don’t want anything from a cart then just walk around it. Why do you have to attack that method. Just let them be. They don’t do any harm isn’t it????

[GreggBuckley]

How could they possibly hand out *life saving brochures* when they have no idea how anyone actually gets Saved?

[Mr.DC.]

YOU CANNOT DENY HISTORICAL FACT that your paganized Trinity was MAN-MADE and formulated after about 400 years - FROM BRITANNICA - The Council of Nicaea in 325 stated the crucial formula for that doctrine in its confession that the Son is “of the same substance [homoousios] as the Father, ” even though it said very little about the Holy Spirit. Over the next half century, St. Athanasius defended and refined the Nicene formula, and, by the end of the 4th century, under the leadership of St. Basil of Caesarea, St. Gregory of Nyssa, and St. Gregory of Nazianzus (the Cappadocian Fathers), the doctrine of the Trinity took substantially the form it has maintained ever since