Google Translate does my Night Time Routine (PARODY)

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[roshaundakeiser]

“We will take you by bus at night”

Are you kidnapping me google translate??

[maryjupitermusic]

Malinda: *is actually productive*
Google translate: *gets nothing done except for puts a bra on her head and smears blood on her face*

[goobitysnoobert]

“I take off a lightweight sweater and put my head in a bra”

-Google translate 2020

[red-pk]

*W E W I L L T A K E Y O U B Y B U S A T N I G H T.*
seems like a kidnapper to me

[nathanhol]

"GoJuBaOiRu"
"I put it under my desk to help heat the rain oven"
"COMPLETELY RUIN my skin as I sleep"
"and put my head in a bra"
"I learned how to manage my pain for many years BECAUSE MY BRAIN WAS SKIN"
These are where I died 😂

[naturewarrior]

“I learned how to manage my pain for many years”
So has google translate beaten depression, PTSD, or arthritis?

[MirorRflction]

Malinda: "maybe a sip of something warming like tea or even whiskey"
GT: "SOMETHING FOR THE PAINS IN MY HEAD"

Me too GT, me too

[thalia]

Google translate: Finally, I listened to a gentle, happy spirit.

Elsa:...

[caitlynpreijers]

Why does this make me look like I've finally lost my mind when people are driving by and they see me laughing? These are so addicting it hurts my ribs.

[iamantonius]

I’ll watch this video when I’m ready to watch this video ...

[All]

“I tonic, wet, and use my blood. I learned how to manage my pain for many years”

Um, google translate, are you okay?

[stephanieallen]

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Not Even God:
Google Translate: *I started off with a whip*

[trishlikefish]

I made one of these myself:

"This is how to make yummy cod.

Prepare your ingredients, you will need
:

Lemon and lime, sliced

Fresh cilantro, chopped finely

Frozen cod slices
"


translation:


"How to prepare a sweet voice.

Prepare your ingredients, you need them

Lime and lime

New and clean cylinders

Hot ice sheets"

How was this translation? Also, if this gets over 75 likes i'm gonna finish the recipe. Bye for now, everyone!

[pualamnusantara]

*"I'm ready to go to the bathroom, when I go to the bathroom."*



thats enough Google Translate for today

[cerpiper]

It looks like google translate is addicted to butter now

[DrMintster]

1:28 The contrast between the actual sentence and the translation here damn near killed me.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"I'm tonic, wet and use my BLOOD" Google Translate is back at it, I see...

[Catasros]

no joke, I'm just really impressed by how Malinda acts with herself as coactor.

[stargazing_jinx]

"I have learned how to manage my pain for many years."
Yeah no that sounds about right

[Degnmaster]

"I'll take off my lightweight sweater and put my head in a bra"
That just basically killed me🤣🤣🤣.I'm under the table!!!