Oops! Wrong Planet Aliens Learn Size Doesn’t Matter on Earth | HFY | Short SciFi story

What happens when an overconfident alien species tries to invade Earth, only to be hilariously outmatched by humanity's creativity, wit, and weapons? This is the story of General Zork and his gelatinous crew, who made the fatal mistake of underestimating Earth's "tiny" defenders. From casual soldiers placing bets to humanity's playful yet powerful response, watch as the Xlorbian invaders learn that size really doesn't matter—especially when humans are involved!

Join us for an epic and humorous journey as humanity turns the tables on their would-be conquerors, using advanced tech, guerrilla tactics, and even a galactic mixer invitation to show the universe that Earth is not to be trifled with. Featuring chaotic alien retreat, an unforgettable post-battle picnic, and a shocking invitation to brunch, this story proves that being underestimated can be humanity’s greatest strength.

Will diplomacy, pizza delivery, and opposable thumbs save the day? Or will the Xlorbians return for round two? Watch to find out!

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[oldergent]

A parsec is a measure of distance, not time.
Edit: I just looked it up, it's a little over 19 trillion miles, or 3.26 lightyears.

[keithperry]

I laughed till I had tears in my eyes. This was hilarious.