#23 Random & Nothing & Jokes & You | #TheJamieGraceShow

i need a boss. so i can get fired. #bored.

[AbbyMiracle]

what do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards?

a receding hare line!

[dollys]

Two melons had a lovers quarrel. The first said "We can't elope", the other said "honey, do!"

[katiesurewouldlikeabook]

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He goes to get the tickets, the line is long, but he eventually gets them. He goes to get her flowers, the line is really long, but he gets them, he goes to rent a limo, the line is super long, but he gets it. At the prom she asks him to get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table, and there isn't a punchline

[aislynwright]

I know this is long but it's worth reading

There once was a man sitting in his rocking chair when he hears a knock at the door so he gets up and goes and opens the door and there was a snail just sitting there so the guy grabs the snail and throws it as far as he can 3 years later there's a knock at the door he goes and opens it and there's that same snail standing there and he says what was that for

[xXLadyRobotXx]

Okkkeeeey so.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bar tender is all like "yo man what is up with that?" And the pirate says, I got a Bounty on my head!!!"
Hehehehehee

[lilyv.]

this is a riddle: a king lives in a circular castle. The Butler goes for a break and when he comes back the king was dead. Who did it?
-The chef was cooking the food
-The maid was cleaning the corners
-The Queen was bathing the children
Who did it?

Answer- The maid because there are no corners in a circular castle.

[packhawk]

If I had won the powerball I would have spent it on my future student loans, and with the remaining $2 I would get you a taco

[christyc]

Love you your never boring to me your the best just by being you your the best thing ever you, your voice, and your vids!😍

[katiewatson]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

[tntneon]

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Be blessed

[oliviaharp]

How do you find Will Smith in the now? you look for fresh prints!

[juliannamiller]

two cows are standing in a felid toghter one says moo and the other pretty much says the same thing i know its not that funny but i thought that it was cute

[jasminecockroft]

Why does the dolphin swallow it's food whole?

because it can't stand the taste of fish!

[ChosenMikhael]

Here's A Joke, The Blood Made Me Mad