The MEANEST thing a guy has said...#shorts

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[jaylenclark]

"I thought I liked you, but I was just lonely" 😭

[antoniomgarcia]

Some people don't realize they can talk themselves out of being attractive

[dannyakins]

The "I've cared maybe twice" is something I would legit say

[tigre]

I had a guy say to me during the "talk". "I don't see you in my future". We ended up dating for 18 months exclusively and he eventually broke up with me because he said, I was falling in love with him ( but I was not). One month later i started dating a great guy. Then guy "one" called me 2 months later and wanted to see me. I said NOPE, already seeing someone who DOES see me in his future. Been happily married for 23yrs.

[cerdaserezade]

When I was 16 I did my eyebrows for the first time and told my by then boyfriend, he asked me why I didnt my mustache too. I answered bc one of us needs to have one 😅

[soggytomales]

My friend told me I look like kuzco from emperor's new groove. That shit burned my soul😭

[CJ-czhv]

First date: "If we walk into my friends today i will tell them you are a make a wish" I NEVER RECOVERED FROM THAT. But anyways hes still single and is trying to sell bootleg proteine powder so

[Jamhael]

The levels of savagery in these sentences show that we humans are indeed a bunch of ignorant monkeys - the disrespect, the lack of "f*cks to give", the sheer anger in each and every phrase and (the worse) that we WANTED to speak something like this is the proof.

[Sofiebea]

I was hit by a car in a cross walk when I was 12 and have had to have 35 surgeries on my left leg and was in a wheelchair for a while growing up. Needless to say I got to be fat, like incredibly overweight and unhealthy. Like I'm 5'0 and at my biggest I was 305😱💀. Well with diet and exercise I lost all the weight and now am happy at around 140 ish. When I was in my early 20s I went on a date with a guy who was trash from the jump but he knew my past and also knew I had gotten a tummy tuck to get rid of excess skin from the weight loss. This dude decided to ask/say to me, that since I'm okay with plastic surgery I "should get a boob job, cuz you know tits are just fat and you got a nice ass but you need to even yourself out up here" and went to grab my chest. Oh I forgot to mention this was a first date. I got up and poured my 7$ drink on him and the couple behind us laughed and were cheering me on as I walked out of the theater. Fuck that guy.

[asiendzojamus]

THE DISRESPECT IS REAL! I can't believe these were told to people

[emilyprentice]

I have the face for a radio and the voice for a newspaper. Someone told me that in high school and it still stings

[_star_reviews]

One of my exes asked me to help unpack his apartment. I came over everyday for 3 days to help and while I helped he pretended to be busy on his computers.

He came out of his room and said:
“Tara, would have had this place unpacked by now”

I walked to the kitchen counter, picked up his phone, Did a quick spin and handed him his phone as I said while smiling:

“Well, call her”

He was shocked but not as shocked as I was at how quickly I responded. I guess I was feeling bitter about doing his work for him while he fukked around on his computer.

For clarity. That was the last day that I’ve ever seen or heard from the guy. Tara was his ex wife whom probably left him for being a lazy dusty too.

[boxgrater]

*turns around* “Hey, you know, you kind of look like a frog.”

[YrimuMay]

"I'm trying to decide if you're pretty or not?" 😂 Ouch!

[spoonfulsofjam]

Once after a good convo and many laughs, this customer told me that I was funny and it was good that I had humor cause without that what else would I have? 😩

[jocelynveronica]

Doctor prescribe me anti-anxiety medication, and he said
“if you take that medicine, you’ll lose your personality and that’s all you have going for you”

[faiths]

I had a guy that was too cowardly to end our relationship just try to hurt and push me to my limit. He told me I would never be as good as his Mom. (She had passed away a few years previous to this.)

Now that I'm saying this I realize he had serious issues. 😳

[Kin-Kori]

“I’ve cared maybe twice!” Was diabolical lol

[pennythepincher]

He said me and u can go on a trip but your stomach stays 😮

[DeeMerits]

A guy told me he should have went with his head instead of his heart.... when the girl he chose over me; used, abused and dumped him