How I kept from getting fired

Anyone else ever have a boss like this?

[pielos]

Terrible boss, a understanding leader can tell the difference between a lazy employee and a situation out of your control

[TheLastArchive]

“I was proactive” he says right after talking about sitting in a parking lot 20-30 minutes doing nothing.

[danilonden]

I have a rule, i dont work for bosses with dictator symptons.

[akaiappears]

If you were a train operator this would be defensible.

[SpookyTanukiGaming]

My job just lets you stay how ever many minutes you are late after your shift and considers it made up. With the exception of chronic and egregious tardiness.