Hilarious Southwest Flight Attendant

Southwest flight attendant delivers hilarious PA

[sandy]

She is smart, by adding comedy, she ensures the audience is really listening

[kristigunn]

She was on my flight yesterday on my way home from Florida! She was amazing, definitely makes nervous fliers like me feel more comfortable!!

[K-Dub]

"If you have more than one kid, pick out the one who you feel has the most potential..." That had me in tears. Lmaoooo. Good stuff

[messagelost]

Had her as a stewardess a couple years back and she was awesome!
I remember her saying, "In the event of a water landing, heh, who am I kidding we are flying from Reno to Phoenix there is no water... Regardless if you end up having to swim to shore I can assure you I will be close behind with the liquor cart."

[herringtonoso]

I have just fallen into a rabbit hole of these hilarious flight attendants

[GamingAnomaly]

I don't know why. I hit the ground laughing at the children part. I was dying.

[nebula]

If you are flying with small children.. "Were sorry" LOL

[carbar]

Funniest flight attendant ever! What a fun way to relax the passengers, especially if they're nervous fliers. I can understand everything she says perfectly- and no, I'm not from the south..I'm from the suburbs of Chicago. And really, if you don't find this at least semi-humorous- please lighten up.

[spokehedz]

This is just proof that even if you have a job that is the same 99.9999% of the time--that you can still make it fun.

"You can't have a good day with a bad attitude,
and you can't have a bad day with a good attitude."

[zombieslaya]

Everyone complaining about her talking fast while i just sit here understanding about 99% of what she says.

[rekeinserah]

I was on a Southwest flight on Christmas Day and the flight attendant made the safety procedures as hilarious as well. Must be a Southwest policy. If you are sick of saying the same thing over and over, jazz it up.

[agpmjm]

Im an airline pilot and have the privilege of working with wonderful cabin crew members every day. This great lady is passing important safety information across in a fun way that everyone is paying attention too. Bravo maam.

[scottsanderson]

That woman is funny as hell. She didn't even laugh till she was done. She better get paid well. She is precious.

[CrystalNicole]

I watch this every six months or so and I am always smiling from ear to ear and in a better mood by the end of it. Bless this flight attendant!!

[lindaroholt]

This is soooo hilarious. She deserves to be on TV. She has definitely done a lot of rehearsing to memorize it AND say it without cracking up herself.

[jericarolinem]

She is so funny and so confident! We need more people like her during these difficult times.

[mentallarry]

Flight crews are amongst the best society can offer, They are not merely glorified servers, they are the ones who will save your ass should you be lucky and unlucky enough to survive a plane crash. Listen to them and listen to them well, and always give them the respect and admiration they deserve. Their job is not easy on the best of days and it is the worst of all jobs on the worst of days. It is good-hearted hard working people like this gal who will put up with your bullshit and than possibly save you from a horrible fiery death if something goes wrong on your flight. Blessings to all you flight crew who'll be missing your families this Christmas so that we may be with ours. xoxoxoxo

[xXitachiXx]

Southwest is known for great service cause of their corporate culture, they challenge their employees to bring their personalities into work to make it a hell of a flight. that's why i love flying with them.

[TinyCricket]

I just flew Southwest for the first time (I usually fly Delta or United) and I was impressed with the crews we had. They made many of these same jokes that this flight attendant made and they even gave my young son a glow stick to play with. It made everyone feel more at ease right away.

[TriniCrocker]

Southwest is great. I've flown SW a few times and on one flight, the flight attendant sang everything like a Broadway star! It was awesome. On another flight, the flight attendant rhymed everything. Always a great experience with them.