return to monke

[chesterstevens]

I actually lost it when the monke gave him a fistbump.

[coldblues]

"In order to ensure victory, return to monke." - Sun Tzu - Probably

[DaussPlays]

"Monke... I... I want to return. But I don't know if I'm strong enough."

'Than I shall carry you.'

[calderonpinedas]

The way the music swells when he pulls him up into his home, as if he is welcoming him into the world of the monke, forever defying his humanity in order to purge himself of his sins. The ending of the video is sudden, in order to make us wonder what awaits for the hairless monke. The black screen at the end only reflects your face, showing that its YOUR TIME to reject humanity and return to monke.

[yakubian_napalm_soldier]

《Congrats, you've reached the good ending, there are many others, but this one's the best》

[stephenkrunklbackl]

“War is needless, Monke is needed”

-Sun Tzu, The art of War

[jyzz]

Big monke: do you trust me?
Me: with every cell of my body

[a_brick_wall]

"You either die a successful Onlyfans model or live long enough to return to monke" - Abraham Lincoln, probably

[fastaskirby]

"You saved me, why?"

*monke*

[leetningvancleenf]

"You see, in this world, there are two kinds of people, my friend: chimps and simps." - Chimp Eastwood

[JustsomeKid]

Don’t reject humanity and return to monke, surpass humanity and become monke

[TABBYMUSIC]

This is no longer a meme, it’s a way of life.

[crusader]

“Where are we going Mr Monke?”

“Home”

[dodecahedralbruh]

You are a college student, and after a painfully long night of schoolwork you manage to return your assignment just in time. You look at your desk. It's cluttered beyond recognition. With your hands shaking due to all the caffeine you start picking up all the empty cups and instant meal packages. Amidst the mess you uncover a patinated brazen oil lamp. You're surprised, but you shrug it off because there's always random crap littered across your apartment. You decide to rub the lamp for laughs. A genie emerges from within the lamp. You fall to your knees and start crying tears of happiness. "I shall grant you one wish, " the genie proclaims. You know exactly what you want to wish for, but you are unable to speak due being overwhelmed by emotions. After a couple dozen minutes you feel like you're finally barely capable of verbal communication. You wipe the tears off your face, look up to the genie and with a smile of relief on your face, you say


"Return to monke"

[magnumbadguy]

I was clinically dead for 0.69 seconds and I can confirm this is what you see when you die.

[oriontipuna]

"I'm homophobic"

"So you don't like homosexuals?"

*"Homo sapiens"*

[Mona-kghy]

"The revolution was a mistake."

"The french revolution? The american revolution?"

"The Neolithic"

[dsotode]

achievement unlocked: *The Good Ending*

[injuredbob]

No taxes
No work
No stress
No school
No collage
No money
No prison by society
No laws
Just monke

[Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

"We don't live in a society"- Monke