If Selena Gomez's 'Bad Liar' Was About Sustainable Shopping

I was grocery shopping the other day
Looking for LED bulbs
When I saw this hunk in the store
Head to toe in sustainable stuff, oh
Saw his cotton shopping bag
Minimizing plastic
A reusable water bottle
Poking out of his backpack, ah oh
In my room there’s a king size space
Perfect for him and me
Let’s strip off our eco friendly clothes
And get down sustainably, oh
...Even if it’s in my dreams

Ooh, he’s taking up a fraction of my mind
Ooh, nothing like a man who cares for the environment

CHORUS:
He watches what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
Like organic shampoo
Ooh and cloth napkins too
He watches what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
Like ethically made shoes
Na-na-na-natural house cleaner too

They set my feelings on fire, men who care for the environment

I can feel the tension build
I follow you to Starbucks
Trying to casually make you see
That I use a reusable mug oh
Use my bamboo cutlery
To cut up my pastry
If you’d let me take a bite of you
No way I’d waste a thing

Ooh, you’re taking up a fraction of my mind
Ooh, nothing like a man who cares for the environment

He watches what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
Like organic shampoo
He he he uses a wood toothbrush too
He watches what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
Like ethically made shoes
Na-na-na-natural house cleaner too

They set my feelings on fire, men who care for the environment

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I was shopping the other day
Looking for LED bulbs

When I saw this hunk in the store
Head to toe in sustainable stuff, oh

Saw his cotton shopping bag
Minimizing plastic

A reusable water bottle
Poking out of his backpack, ah oh

In my room there’s a king size space
Perfect for him and me

bedroom
Let’s strip off our eco friendly clothes
And get down sustainably, oh
...Even if it’s in my dreams

Ooh, he’s taking up a fraction of my mind
Ooh, nothing like a man who cares for the environment

He watches what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying

Eco-friendly shampoo

Ooh and cloth napkins too

He watches what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying
what he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying, he’s buying

Like ethically made shoes

Na-na-na-natural house cleaner too

They set my feelings on fire, men who care for the environment

I can feel the tension build
I follow you down the street

Trying to casually make you see
That I use a reusable mug oh

Use my bamboo cutlery
To cut up my pastry

If you’d let me take a bite of you
No way I’d waste it

[crispsaturday]

Did you know you can wash your hair with rye flower? It works cause it sucks up all the oils. Great if it's regional where you live! And it's cheap, vegan (no animal testing), and mostly comes without plastic packaging. It also made my dandruff go away. google it!

[unicornlover]

when parody is better than Selena the talentless whisperer