How to survive the Wild West (1800s)

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Though there were fortunes to be made, life was undoubtedly tough and very, dangerous on the American Frontier.
So this is how you survived in the untamed West.

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[Simplehistory]

If you ever time travel to the Wild West, this guide will ensure your survival..

[tahabashir]

Avoid anyone named 'Micah' and dont collect money from a farmer.

[divinesan]

“I have a plan. We need money” - An Outlaw in 1899.

[championofash]

"If your horse dies suddenly"
What? Didn't they have horse reviver?

[guarmaz]

The best place during the Wild West was Tahiti. Legend tells that some ruthless outlaws moved to Tahiti and became successful Mango farmers. Just don't bring a Rat may ruin the harvest.

[ZacVaughan]

“Diseases like tuberculosis were not uncommon back then” we know

[sirspookyface]

You forgot the biggest threat: Lumbago

[redfive]

Valuable tip: If you have a friend locked up in the local town DO NOT attempt to break him out, you'll save yourself lots of trouble

[trevortheturkey]

Also the worst disease back in the Wild West were:

1. tERmAnaL LUmbAgO
2. nO mORe FaITH
3. BlaCk lung
4.tb: totally not tuberculosis
5. The urge to be a mango farmer in Tahiti

[shiddyangler]

1. Don't boat to Tahiti during hurricane season.
2. Don't stand behind an unfamiliar horse.
3. Have some goD DaMn FaItH!
4. Don't trust new gang members.
5. Don't accept drinks from strangers or pig farmers.
6. Don't get too attached to your horse.
7. Don't do bank robberies with someone who's not good at bank robberies.
8. Don't trust Irish gangs.
9. Don't get TB and die.
10. Don't become a hot air balloon pilot.

[axolotl]

1: Avoid People Named “Micah”
2: Avoid Farmers named “Thomas”

[King-xekt]

“How to survive the Wild West”
Loot bodies, kill Pinkertons and o’driscolls, carry your guns with you, have food for your horse, and try to not get killed, robbed or arrested

[MrGhozt]

How to Survive:
-Don't trust a Fat Guy who is married to his Sister when he asks you to come to their house for a meal
-Don't trust a Girl who tells you that a man tried to kill her and tells you to feed him to the pigs

[aaronc]

1: A *PLAN*
2: Some *MONEY*
3: *NOISE!!*
4: *ONE MORE JOB*
5: *LOYALTY*
6: Some *GODDAMN FAITH!!*

[dawidk]

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89% RDR2 comments
9% *LUMBAGO*

[Sumschmuck]

Just remember the 3 paths of life in the Wild West

Rob
Greet
Antagonize

[sankari]

Surviving in the wild west is easy just carry health tonics around

[xXSilentAgentXx]

How to survive in WW:
1. Don't be loyal to someone who's clouded with "Plan"
2. Don't be near anyone who has TB or cholera
3. Rob the train and go to/in Tahiti
4. Eat mangoes

[thoriumsucks]

“When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back.” - a wise man in 1899

[ozytastic]

Step 1. Let Micah swing.

Step 2. Do NOT collect the MUNEH from Mr. Downes.

Step 3. Shoot Milton and Ross when taking Jack fishing.

Step 4. Enjoy perfect ending.