times in my life I could have died

I cut it close a couple times in my life, these are some of those times.

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[wardvandroogenbroeck]

That flower shop was definitly some kind of money laundering

[LollypopR]

Ah, ye, common ways of dying. Home accidents involving plugs, home accidents involving microwaves, interrupting a drug deal, wait what-

[caspian]

The florist shop story just reminds me of every mattress store ever being the emptiest ghost towns on earth but still staying in business over busy stores

[AlekMax]

I like the progression here, Outlet mishap, microwave problems, ONGOING DRUG DEALS. One of these things is not like the others.

[iAmHatd]

the romantic flowers story did not go where i expected it to go. definitely thought you’d light the roses on fire with the candles

[OliveOilBird]

I love how the first two are like, "Wow, that was a big oopsie, that could've gone bad"
And then the last one is, "Well, these people are definitely going to kill me if I don't buy these overpriced flowers."

[chrismerrell]

Ice Cream Sandwich: "Hello, I would like flowers!"
--Intelligent employee--: "Ah, yes! Please follow me straight back to the location of illicit transaction. We have flower there."

[OneBasedOnion]

He's the only youtuber where i dont skip the sponser part, the animation is just so funny 😭😂

[bibasik]

Bro interrupted a drug deal and somehow survived

[usernameforgottoexist]

this is the type of guy to say “it’s right behind me, isn’t it?” in the first 10 minutes of a horror movie.

[Joneender]

Blud either interrupted:
A: a money laundering drug mafia
or
B: a cult
and somehow survived 🥶

[Chonney]

“Mother Assistance” so formal for such a chaotic situation

[estebanreagan]

A flower shop is every criminal's go-to business to money launder so there's a possibility you walked into a front for a criminal network, and that also explains the obsurd price the employee asked for a regular bucket of roses.

[PenCatStudio]

That rose story was terrifying haha. I was like “how does someone almost die from flower shopping?” And then my face just got more horrified as the story continued. That’s a crazy tale!

[GhostLillys]

that flower shop interaction reminded me of the time i got my grandmother flowers on my way home from school, i walked into the flower shop i passed every single day and was confused as to why there were so many creepy looking bears *everywhere* but finally found an employee who (unfortunately for me) only spoke spanish. So in sheer panic and in my very very broken spanish pointed at a yellow arrangement in a box went to go pay for it, luckily did not get scammed as it was only $80 for the entire thing, and got tf out of there

my grandma loved the arrangement she was extremely excited her granddaughter who's supposed to be a rebellious teen was getting flowers for her

[nerdoftheatre]

5:15 I work at a flower shop - yeah you got scammed. It IS common for rose prices to go up around Valentine's day because of demand. HOWEVER, at least for us, roses are $5 a stem. You should be able to get a whole small arrangement for $30. even around Valentine's day - you should be able to get more than 1 rose for $30. Hell, you should be able to get a few starfighter lilies for that price, and for us - they're $7 resale.

Also probably the most realistic/not sketchy part of this is storing flowers in trash cans. They are tall enough to store the flowers without them breaking lol

[food]

3:41 "FATHER. ASSISTANCE!"

Edit: I heard mother guise apologies, Also most like yet aaaa tysm

[simonbaumgart]

Bro uploaded this within the hour of an attempted assassination, cant write this kind of timing

[keshiadaley]

6:20 this is the story you S/O comes back home with after you tell him to go run some errands….. and then you don’t believe him and do it yourself 😭😂😂😂

[CandyCornMechanic]

"Microwave make candy warm. Candy go in microwave"
The way he said it is legit my whole personality and the way I talk a lot 😂