Super Powers Tierlist

A video about my opinions on super hero powers and how I would rank them

Super Powers tier list Transcript:
Ever wondered which super power is the most useful and how they compare based on my own arbitrary opinions? Well luckily for you today we are going to ranking different super powers and putting them into a tierlist. Our tierlist has 5 tiers ranging cursed powers which are powers that as the name implies are cursed for whatever reason, Lame powers which are super powers which I think suck for a variety of different reasons, Nuetral powers which are powers that either don’t really make much of a difference or are kinda useless. Good powers which are powers that are useful and would be cool to have and Super super powers which are for the S tier powers that give you immense power or control. Starting off with two of my ex favourite super powers, lets get these out the way to begin with, both invisibility and freezing time have been ruined for me forever and its because of you perverts, you know who you are. You make me sick, if I ask someone if they could have a superpower what would it be and they tell me they want to freeze time, im performing a citizens arrest and having your hard drives scraped. If I had the ability to freeze time I would use it to cheat on exams or rob a bank or walk on water or something if you freaky freaks had the ability to freeze time it would get rated R expeditiously. Same for invisibility one guy who supposedly actually had invisibility was Faust from the German folktale and he used it to slap the pope and beat friars , see if you wanted to supervillain max and you had invisibility that’s what normal people would do, you guys would just go into the girls toilets and be creepmaxxing if you had invisibility, and for these reasons that’s why im going to put them both in the Cursed powers tier. Now that that’s out of the way lets get into one of the Super super powers and yes its going to be time travel. The possibilities are literally endless but If I had time travel the first thing im doing is going back to September 10th 2001, heheheheh and I think you know where this is going, im going to be at the ground floor of the world trade centres warning everyone, with maximum fervour telling them all that tomorrow at 8am there will be a pizza party on the top floor of the north tower. Ill be handing out flyers, coupons hell even tshirts about the pizza party. Now of course that’s not all im going to do ill also be going back to arrest the hijackers before they even get on the planes so there will actually be a pizza party and by the time we get back to the present day, September 11th will just be another normal day. In fact lets check the news and see whats on, (REPORTER):“Welcome to the news news station, our top story tonight, remembering the 22.7th anniversary since the day the twin towers fell for uh… absolutely no reason yes they just decided to fall in their imprint, we still have footage from the day before of a young Greek philosopher who was telling people about a pizza party on the top floor of the north tower”(ME):”oh nooooooo” (REPORTER):”his identity remains a mystery with some rumours that his name may be apathetic twig, regardless what we do know is that he is incredibly smart handsome and charming” (ME):“hey don’t forget humble” (REPORTER):” George bush not knowing what to do at the time decided to invade afghanistan because why not”. I guess is a canon event or something, regardless time travel easy super super power tier. Next we have the super powers of the fantastic four and funnily enough they are all in their own tiers. Human torch easily takes the Super super power tier, being able to control fire, turn himself into a nuclear bomb and fly is obviously insanely good, the invisisible woman gets the good tier due to the fact she has telekinesis which is easily good tier, she also has invisibility which is a bonus too, and mr fantastic gets the neutral tier because his super power is stretchiness which has its uses but theres only so much you can do with stretchy skin, he was already smart before the radiation so I wont count that as part of his super powers. Now the thing is going into the cursed powers tier because really it is the most useless super power, he literally turned into a stone, with big stone fingers that he cant really use for anything, there is literally a scene in one of the OG fantastic four movies where he tried to use a payphone but his big sausage rock fingers break the buttons and he gets mad lol, they also made him extremely ugly, as a stone he could quite literally chisel himself a jawline but yet he looks like a calcified toe. I think the worst part is that he literally cant turn it off either like the other powers are cool and they can be.

[roymustxng]

Ppl always want to freeze time for NSFW purposes. I always wanted it but for a different reason. Imagine your alarm going off at some ungodly hour in the morning, just for you to pause time and get an extra three hours of sleep. Tremendous.

[kotzpenner]

Controlling Luck is extremely underrated. Imagine controlling every situation, winning every encounter and save yourself from every problem. Depending on mastery you could change the way isotopes decay and stuff like this. Infinite possibilities. Imagine giving you a 20 roll and your enemies a 1 every time you want.

[Luken_]

Maybe the strongest superpower is the friends we make along the way.

[justsomehungarian]

Best superpower is one that the cia doesn't hunt you down over.

[marconarvaez]

This is gonna sound dumb but summoning pillows is a very good power.

Fall damage? Giant pillow.
Crashing? Giant pillow.
Drowning? Pïllow raft.
Fire? Fireproof pillows (they exist).
Getting mugged? Pillow rain.
Getting shot? 9 pillows stop a 9mm.
Fleeing? Summon pillows behind you to propel yourself, and a giant one in front to cushion when stopping.
Flight? Same as before, but on your feet.

And that's not taking into account chinese rock pillows...

[ZillaZilla]

1:16
Usually not the type to do this, but I gotta defend the time freeze from the slander. I could take so much time to just sleep. Procrastination would be so much more convenient. I could take more time to think out decisions and I could make last minute test studies easy. I’d become the best Uber guy. I’d troll friends super hard. I could basically teleport anywhere. The only drawback is that idk if I age during time stop. If I age, I don’t know if I’d want it more than other powers.
I understand your reasoning for it sucking, but it’s so useful. I’ll stop yapping now

[Barack_Obamna]

Nah fr tho I would prolly want invisibility, time-stop, or mind control 😈

[Darth_Bateman]

Power over heat is EXTREMELY underrated.

heat is nothing but atoms moving.

You can use it to make yourself faster, make your body stronger, or to literally just burn anything you want to the ground.

Or Freeze people in place.

You can even create a "Domain" by altering the heat of the air.

[Brambrew]

Omnilingualism is extremely underrated
Being able to speak and understand all languages has a lot of utility
Problem is, most of the superhero genre hyperfocuses on offensive abilities and doesn't represent defensive or support abilities very well

[SiberianRifleman]

I haven't finished the vid, but I'm commenting for the algorithm, thus increasing the networth of the Trolley Corporation.

[NineHundredDollarydoos]

If I had the ability to freeze time, I would take SO many naps you have no idea.

[mrhalfsaid]

Honestly superspeed being both cursed and super super is a great point, didn't think about the fact you could potentially perceive time far slower than birds, wasps, anything just because of how my body functions

[Kayogin]

In Darkhold Spider-Man, Mr. Fantastic was stretched throughout an entire city and was able to hold it together, even as it was all falling apart on an atomic level.

[lafgaming]

The "Hey, don't forget humble." at 3:34 had me laughing so hard, and the potential name of apathetic twig.

[Mister_BigCheese]

Controlling time now that I think of it is pretty cool like lets say your in an argument about who is better at dodge ball if your opponent throws the ball, not only can you catch it but you can have extraordinary accuracy with it.

[randomdude]

shapeshifting should be super super tier because most shapeshifters also get the powers of what they shift into so if you become a bird you also get the power of flight or if you become a fly you get a faster reaction time but now imagine shape shifting into other super heros or fictional characters you would also get their powers basically making you a god who can troll the fuck out of people

[dontknow]

I'd want the power to generate cheese sticks at my disposal

[darioferretti]

best superpower for me will always be teleportation, but in a specific way, as in you can teleport both objects and yourself, in a "switch places" way, got someone you don't like? teleport their head on the moon (also no more commute time)

[spacejambluray]

Flight. You could also utilize it to throw a punch harder, flying kicks like mortal kombat or run faster (which would be redundant making “heroes” like the flash moot) be a human drone spy on the unexpecting etc etc

[ChamChamRealSmooth]

I wouldn't do any pervy things with time stop or invisibility. That's just evil. I'd trollmaxx instead.