Obese Man Insists He's Just Pregnant

Michael Simmons' doctor tells him he's obese and needs to lose some weight - but the patient has the perfect comeback: he's pregnant!

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[TheBabylonBee]

What would you name your imaginary fat baby?

[hollopurple]

False pregnancy is one of the most devastating things a man can experience.

[lati_da]

Once upon a time this man would be institutionalized. Now we have to affirm him

[CrossStreamNL]

It's incredible this doctor can keep a straight face during this sketch

[emilianomoro]

1:41 "Michael this is a covid test, you dont pee on this"
That really got me

[donbuff]

The actor that played the doctor, played him so straight it was hysterical. You guys are great!

[markg]

The actor playing the doctor deserves an award for not cracking a laugh through his lines.

[weirdnomad]

"Michael you have manboobs" "Yeah for chest feeding!" That was the most hilarious line in the show!

[Anthony-wpwl]

"This is foolishness" most relatable part of this. That phrase crosses my mind constantly.

[DogsByTheSea-]

“Are you saying you know more about science than a girl on TV?”

Doctor: yes.

[Neillan]

These aren't skits anymore; *they are increasingly accurate reflections of reality.*
I guarantee at least one "man" had this conversation with his doctor in the last five years.

[Gaia_Seraphina]

That's just like my dad showing of his ( purposedly protruding ) dad bod and telling me I will be a sister, when I was a kid.
Made me always giggle.

[RMS]

I imagine Chris Farley playing the part of the “pregnant” guy🤣😂🤣The gentleman who plays the doc? His composure is PRICELESS!👍👏

[bumfuzzlebro]

The really sad thing is the doctor in this sketch would have his medical license revoked for saying this in some states

[Garrumx]

The doc belongs in for real movies. If he could keep it together in this skit, he could act in anything.

[jonasirw]

An amazing and powerful story about one woman’s “lived experience” and “his truth”. Clearly the doctor needs to “do the work”

[akostarkanyi]

"I am eating for two now!" Problem is MANY people can justly say this independent of anything...

[turdferguson]

The doctor was sooo wrong. He clearly should have helped Michael explore his reproductive health options and offered him an abortion.

[Nathdood]

The peeing on the covid test and it still coming out positive is a subtle yet favorite joke of this skit. Bravo

[missvianney]

I love how straight faced the doc is! Hysterical