Blue Lobster Jumpscares you over 3,486,784,401 Times (3.486B)

Too many lobsters

blue lobster

#humor #meme #memes

[draconomega]

The fact that the music takes so much time to actually get distorted is kinda impresive

[atwilliux]

Unlike most it didn’t become inaudible it just becomes grander that’s what makes the blue lobster so terrifying

[psilon]

Why would you do this?! I've never experienced this much fear in my life, even in my night terrors! When you jumpscared me 3, 486, 784, 401 times, I was caughtoff guard so well it took me 2 seconds to respond with the fight or flight mechanism. I screamed so loud that the entire neighborhood could hear my harrowing, intestine-churning hysteria. My stomach warped itself as if I had swallowed a fully grown adult, I expelled so much bile that it made a hole in my bed, and every muscle in my body coiled into a tight spasm and flailed unwholesomely on its own. Now, I'm paralyzed from the neck down as I can't even eat. I can't itch where it doesn't show, I struggle with getting my pants on (I have to put them on with my teeth), and don't even ask about taking a massive shid. They say some sins are unforgivable, but this one is truly unredeemable. How am I typing this, you may ask? Well, I starred on last week's America's Got Talent contest and won the golden buzzer.










Great video btw 👍

[MrMan]

I jumped 3, 486, 784, 401 times watching this video

[Zannihilation]

Let's appreciate that he went out of his way to put 3, 486, 784, 401 blue lobsters for us to enjoy.

[dirksauergaming]

Very sad that the tiny blue lobster images did not form a new one :(

[flumffdragon]

I think how it started off so soft was the scariest thing, I was expecting to get blown back immediately with the first lobster

[eianalshibli]

respect for counting each and every single lobster individually

[The-supj]

Dude's stacking those Heart Attack kills

[theone]

Personally I wouldn’t recommend headphones

[MaxIU]

They are so synced that it only makes it louder, 10/10

[Acatinhawt]

What a great guy restored the population of blue lobsters

[Iliveinurwalls]

When you think your tv is static but you are actually experiencing an irl blue lobster reference:

[eresunicomasnoespecial]

va a sonar casi igual sin importar el numero; si es que están perfectamente sincronizados

[crazybird]

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

[saito]

This jummpscared me to death. Now im in heaven listening to this

[Silly-Goose-OG]

Shiver me timbers! This spine-tingler gave me quite a fright!

[ARZU.__]

i have never been this scared in my whole life

[hamborger]

After watching this video, I self-diagnose myself as blue lobsterphobic.

[Clemmy_clue]

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