Vicious Mockery: Chicken Butt 🐔

Evil King: I told you to Execute order 66, NOT 69!
Bard: SHUT UP! I bet you take psychic damage when you look into a mirror!
Evil King: Mama evil king says I'm beautiful!
Bard: You're built like a skippable cutscene!
Bard: Looks like the town found their-
Evil King: STOP!! I Yield!
Bard: Hey guess what?
Evil King: What?
Bard: CHIKCEN BUTT!!

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[Touch-Grass-Now]

"You're built like a skippable cutscene" is vile

[hydrainferno]

Bro's leveling up vicious mockery to the point other bards are gonna be inspired

[SonicKing]

WHO TOLD THE BARD HIS VICIOUS MOCKERY SCALES?!

[NonBinary_NonHuman]

"Looks Like the Town found their-"... Damn it Evil King! I NEED to know what Bard was gonna say!

[homerman]

The look of confusion at the end as he wonders why that was so effective 😂

[dutchvanderbilt]

"You look like you take psychic damage whenever you look in the mirror!"

Thats most people.

[spidermanmyers]

"Skipable Cutscene": Bloated with no substance to it.

[arcaneScribbler]

"Mama Evil King says I'm beautiful!"

[NoodlesAnime]

"You're built like a skippable cutscene."
"I yiel-" *skips*

[dracon]

That "CHIKEN BUTT" kill me every time !

[jonsku]

"I did the Palpatine impression and everything! You're just misunderstanding me on purpose at this point!"

"Yeah! I figured out new material and wanted to try some!"

"... Why do I even have you on my payroll?"

"You don't, BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER HAS ME HER PAYROLL!"

[mayuravirus]

That last vicious mockery just gave Evil King a 5d6

[SFSX]

"You"re built like a skippable cutscene"
Was so harsh, i got splash damage from it.

[specialk]

“You’re so dumb a mind flayer would see you as empty calories!” “You’re so ugly I cast speak with plants because I thought you were a potato!” “We would ask the DM to describe you, but we’ve had enough horror for the day.” “You are so bland I thought you were a throw away villain so the DM could stall for time!”

[crimsonr]

This wasn't vicious mockery. This was Brutal Roasting.

[jamesgotchall]

"I told you to execute order 66, not 69"
That's the line that is making me laugh the most out of this one as it's a hilarious star wars reference to throw in there

[shadowldrago]

The chicken butt isn't Vicious Mockery, that's Power Word Kill.

[gamersnook]

Soon enough It’s gonna be 3d20 Vicious Mockery damage.

[Tyler_Gomola]

So far the evil king has taken 4d4+11d6 Vicious Mockery damage, 1d6 Realization damage and 5d6 Chicken Butt damage.

Edit: I originally include the 5d6 Chicken Butt damage as Vicious Mockery damage.

[michaelmcdonald]

So far, tolling the maximum possible damage from all the vicious mockery shorts it adds up to 118 damage