Google Pixel 9 Failed Live on Stage

Google’s Pixel 9 event had a couple of oopsies.

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[Henry-kzgn]

AI has become so advanced it doesnt want to talk to us anymore.

[QuantumScribe]

Google: Apple won’t do live demos anymore but we will!
Google: 🤦‍♂

[lukasgruber]

that book promotion is something I would only expect to see in a satire of the presentation

[tysonbiornstad]

All the surveillance we want, disguised as features you never asked for!

[theskyblockman]

You missed such good jokes with the guy saying "we're cooking"

[robertkerr]

I would name my AI assistant Operator because it's the 20's and I want to make phone calls by saying, "Operator, give me Pennsylvania 6 - 5000."

[poetryrecapped]

Where is my privacy now?
Google: In our Cloud 😏

[sioandel]

Personally, I don't want to talk to any of my devices and I don't want my devices to actively assist with any of my tasks.
If I must use an AI in my phone, I prefer keeping it off until I manually turn it on and keeping the interaction voiceless.

[BIT]

Imagine if your pulse stopped and before it could call an ambulance your battery died.😂

[spidahjan]

4:25 the live demo was using a Samsung phone with no 4G, 5G, or wifi connection.

[harveyfyffe]

I GOT A PIXEL 9 AND GEMENI AD RIGHT BEFORE THIS.

[queden]

0:11 my honest reaction every time I hear about it

[latingringo]

Felt so bad for the demo guy but couldn't look away 😂

[phillipjoubert]

I've got an alert, I'm dead.

[trentreimer]

I use LLMs at work and today, like many other days, I received a combination of useful examples and wishful hallucinations.

Any tech company willing to acknowledge that AI is a tool, not a god, automatically gets respect points from me. So at the moment that would be a grand total of zero companies. What a clown show.

[advaitsharma]

it looks as if the pixel is wearing the Vision Pro

[deathsyth]

At least they were honest with their demos. Live tech can be a fickle mistress. We just have to wait and see how "Apple Intelligence" will do. Steve Jobs would have fired everyone on stage into the sun if things didn't work *EXACTLY* as promised while at a keynote event.

[AVIMANHWA]

Midroll ad in between a phone launch is crazy

[gregg]

It's amazing the amount of people that fall for the "AI" bulls**t.

[GustavoEBarriga]

That whole pixel 9 presentation looks like one of these events that scammers do in order to make you invest/spent your money in vaporware.