If Russia Invaded Alaska on Sep 9th..

[Ohiotrucker]

(Cackles in Death Korps of Kreig) Tough talk for someone in shovel range

[wej]

Russia: invading Alaska
Some American unit: “WE ARE THE SONS OF CALIBAN, let fury guide my weapon, let vengeance be our song! WE ARE THE DARK ANGELS OF THE LION AND THE HARBINGERS OF THE EMPERORS LIGHT!
Russia: fertilizing the fields with the amount of shit they just excreted

[Oklahoma_is_me]

HAHAHAHA ALASKA OF ALL PLACES!?!? YOU’D HAVE BETTER LUCK TRYING TO COOK LETTUCE MEDIUM-RARE!!!!

[star_Slayer]

For Freedom and For the god emperor!!!

[conradshtock]

Imperial Guard, in general. Don't get me wrong, SMs do work and get cool stuff, but...yeah.

[imredneckson]

Hears the Commissar speak

Me: *Happy gas mask noises*

[mihaelrozental]

Tanith the first and only.... the fact that them simple gurdsman fought neurons, chaos marines, elder, etc.

[TOYMAKR]

Ultra Marines this, Salamanders that. Y'all seriously LOVE to overlook the REAL GOATS of the Imperium The Lamenters! My checkered yellow boys have been put through too much to NOT get shown the respect they deserve!!!😤🫡

[Pale_Nomad]

I'll fall in with the Elysian drop troopers...

failing that my Space marine chapter of choice are the carcharodons 🦈

the irony that I started out with the Tau way back in 2001! XD

[gamingsasquatch]

Since Alaskans are like Space Wolves 🐺, I think Russia be barking up the wrong tree

[bjmillitaryfreak]

For lack of proper term, the shit at the end of the video will never not give me chills.

[lockwoan]

Nothing unites a fanbase more than a common foe.

Russian Warhammer Player (That happens to be a soldier in Alaska): What a minute - why are Imperium, Orc, Necron, Tryananad (forgive any and all misspellings), Chaos, and other such banners flying over the bases of these American forces? Oh, now I know.

Russian Commander: What do you know?

RWP: They are having a Warhammer tournament.

RC: So, they're playing a dumb game. Perfect time to attack.

RWP: Um, no. Messing with these guys when they are playing games will be worse that just touching their boats, an action that never turns out well. We don't need them painting Warhammer symbols on our gear afterwards, or adding them to theirs.

[targetall]

Personally, I'm a fan of Gaunt's ghosts, but the Black Dragons are my favorite among the Space Marines

[REMerchant]

Russia: Threatens to invade Alaska
America: Angry T51-B Noises

[hansallen]

White Scars for me. Jaghatai always dropped the sickest burns.

[theasterian]

Florida Man: “I’m da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to make war!”

[internetzenmaster]

As an Ork player on the tabletop since 2003... my only gripe is that Warhammer Space Marine 2 is gonna be about the damn -Bugboyz- Tyranids....
I approve of the Salamanders love. Vulkans pyromaniacs are the best bois because their armor is green, and as the Orks say: "GREEN IS BEST!"

[NeoFirelight]

Remember the planet broke before the guard did!!!

[stormstrike]

I wonder if everyone means on September 9 since it IS September

[nickjanssen]

Russia: here we come Alaska

Alaskans: this is going to be so much fun😈

Russia: runs away after losing

Alaskans: where do you think your going, I didn’t say you can leave yet