society is cooked 😭

[Ninjudo]

Owning an Android is one of the best ways to dodge bullets in dating.

[AbipMahat]

"Owning a android is dodging a bullet"

Nokia = " That's my student"

[Bs]

Now Android brands need to include another advantage in their commercials

"Androids help you dodge bullets in dating" 😂

[NeoRacer]

She's mad that he doesn't waste money 💀

[BananaMan]

Don't lie. This generation was done for long ago.

[thechildofprophecy]

HE DODGED AN ENTIRE INTERCONTINENTAL BALLASTIC MISSILE

[L-k]

He didn’t just dodge a bullet, he dodged 47, 102 couple arguments, 5 jealous acts, 40, 000$ spent on new iPhones and SIM cards, 9 kids, a partridge and a pear tree, 100k money worth of debt and 1, 738$ of electricity bills, a divorce paper and sue for full custody, five golden rings, and a bossy woman

[picodemadera]

Thinking that an Android is automatically bad and an iPhone automatically good is one of the greatest stupidity of this generation tbh

[TheMasterGamer]

I hate it when people judge you based on your phone. Like when did technology become a basis for personality 😭?

[AsteroidPlaysVR]

“You breathe air?? Never mind, I can’t do this.”

[ankurmukherjee]

Her: "You have an Android?"

Him: "Yep and also the two braincells you lack"

[kfzfvul]

Bro dodged an asteroid half the size of the earth.

[Evanster]

Bro didn’t dodge a bullet… he dodged a *cannon ball* 💀

[Omalleyschair]

She don’t even got a phone and she mad he got a android…😂

[kartikeygupta]

Android actually got personalise and you got so many great options or u can just put ur own setup in it.

[StickDMan]

"Why did you reject me?"
"You don't own Tesla."

[Angelic_Dream]

Bro didn't dodge a bullet. He dodged a whole nuclear reactor

[yeaboieeyyy]

Bro dodged a collapsing star that was about to explode💀

[Freddy_Fazbear_Yo]

"oh, you don't own a multi billionaire business? sorry, I'm gonna have to say no..."

[sebastian-gfjl]

Nah she finna get mad over him wearing mismatched socks💀😭