Disco Elysium - My Cop Ended Being A…

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“He continued to be racist because he liked the stats it gave him, but changed his mind after meeting this guy he really wanted to have sex with, and so he became gay.” Classic Disco Elysium.

[whyiwakeup]

“Weren’t you like an extreme Nahtzee last time we talked”
“Nah, I was only being that way for the temporary stat boost”

[Zack-blgg]

lol I love how the homosexual underground stat boosts are literally just “stop thinking about being gay”

[thedeliveryboy]

kim that smokerussy got me questioning my beliefs in advanced race theory

[blackskullknight]

The amount of customization for his identity is inspiring

[keithdavid]

they were doing that “get tf out my way type beat” dance

[Karanthaneos]

I adopted an early feminist position but abandoned it soon after since it warned me it could turn into radicalism and by that point I hadn't entirely grasped the brilliance of the game and was worried it was going to become unfun or not well written. If there's something I've learned is that every option is a lot of fun and everything should be given the chance to experiment without fear.

[PancakemonsterFO]

oh no i forgot to listen to the tape on the boombox before bringing it to the technofreaks

[Starving_indev]

My Harry was a broken man, held together only by the power of his own will, Kim and his "grind"🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Net-worth is all that matter, baby

[lauraarciniegas]

Mine had empathy to the max. " Good cop" type....until this certain character had me going around and around for nothing. At that point I'm not a "good cop" anymore.

[rold-hxbu]

Great, now I have to watch the full video in hopes of getting any form of context

[TheWyrmofIron]

Based planescape-esque argument. "I just have this spiral tattoo for the stat bonus."

[asdfasdf]

i truly love how many different ways you can play the game and how it always account for it

[IndiumInk]

Your Harry was a Moralist? Good grief.

[Poopman]

the most mad ive been in this game is when kim said at the end "he is racist, over racist" dude in the whole game i made maybe a one racist decision, and i told him it was a lie, maybe some other choices made kim this i was an "racist"

[TheLPfunnTV]

Kim this is not simple race theory... This is ADVANCED RACE THEORY

[Onedepressedgamer]

I wad the sorriest cop to ever walk the earth who was just straight normal cop

[frds_skce]

Ah yes, I too become racist for the stat boost it provides

[SpongeBob]

This is the most tumblr thing I've seen come out of this game. 😂😂😂😂

[ferth]

The dance at the end is literally Casey freys get tf out of my way