Absolute Batman Doesn't Mess Around...

[brandonscott]

Absolute Alfred looks more like Ras al Ghul if he had a beard.

[djashovel]

Absolute universe Bane: How have you been, little brother

[MasterKcoop]

Only Batman modifies a shotgun to shoot shrapnel and calls it non lethal. Boi get the hell outa here with that.

[titaniumstar]

"He modified the shotgun to be non lethal"

The shotgun: Buddy i shoot out a swarm of tiny metal batarangs instead of buckshot, the fuck you mean im non lethal?

As alfred proceeds to tank a point blank shot to the head

[maxburrill]

Man, Darkseid writes some wild fanfiction.

[popculturenerdyt]

If Snyder really wanted a darker and grittier Batman, he should’ve made him like this. Not killing people, but hurting them to the point that they wish they were dead

[Toaster_]

I swear if he modified the bike to fly I'm gonna loose my shit

[charliewelch]

You're telling me that bat flechette flying at 'fast as fuck' mph to the face aren't lethal???

[randomindividual]

It's only non lethal to Alfred. The only person with titanium skin to go along with his titanium balls.

[thedarkknight]

Batman: The Equalizer
Alfred: Sam Fisher

[jeffreymoespot]

I love how Alfred's whole reaction to getting shot in the face is just "Oh you MOTHERF-"

[antthefool]

“Hey I modified your shotgun so that it only fires bat shaped razor blades! Nothing that’ll kill you though!”

[Daringwarlock]

Batman puts out a gun!

Villain: “Oh please, everybody knows you never shoot anyone with a gun, only those stupid bat-“

Batman fires out tiny baterangs at him.

[herbderbler]

You don't need to modify a shotgun to be -nonlethal- less-lethal. You just load it with less-lethal ammo.

[sherkyaboi]

How does bro just sense Alfred’s presence I know he’s Batman but dudes got spider sense

[elfascisto]

Bruce then proceeded to fall to his death

[shadowki]

He modified it to shoot mini even begin to describe how awesome that is🤩

[Thnoop_Dogg]

Absolute Batman absolutely humbled absolute Alfred absolutely

[TreyC]

This Batman is doing a good job of making himself seem non human

[EnkiDootDoot]

Alfred getting a face full of bat-shrapnel💀