If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun

technoblade has the best speedrun strats.

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[ProfessorBiggyMinecraft]

Subscribe or techno will hit you with his steering wheel

[FreshiMinecraft]

The Average Life Of A Human: Time to beat Minecraft, got my ender eyes and got my bow and arrows.
Technoblade: I guess its Time To beat Minecraft, better start farming my potatoes..

[octagle]

the "ergh" and "herr" sounds thrown throughout give it a very legitimate techno vibe 10/10

[Arcyoshino]

The true reason why Techno farms potatoes

[luminarthegreat]

The king is probably farming potatoes up there in heaven. Rest in peace, Techno

[krypty]

"not even close" - Off brand Techno at half a heart

[blues]

You can tell how hard he’s trying to make he’s voice tecno blade and using he quotes and stuff I respect it

[Kami]

This isn't staged, it was an actual speedrun attempt; unfortunately a hidden speedrun rule states that godly interference renders the time null since a man in 1999 summoned God himself and got a time of five minutes, and then proceeded to beat several women to death with an aluminium bat. It was wild.

[Seblertyg]

Watching this right now makes me cry.
Techno was and will forever be a legend.

[jacktenglin]

And his fans would still be like “could’ve been quicker.”

[Bismarck-S]

The Techno voice is so spot on, and the "Heurh"' sound is so well performed.

[vichumpbrey]

Unpopular opinion: This is the real technoblade and this is his deleted footage

[superkid]

Rest in peace Techno
You will be remembered in our heats
And also

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[lucasjiang]

"with potatoes make your living, family and hobbies"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[ashah]

God: techno has earned it, it’s not everyday you see a person that never dies

[Okok-hdfb]

Where was techno’s knee cam?!?! I paid money to see this blood god, what a scam. Reset

[roborovskistudios]

This makes me cry, Techno was a pure legend RIP Techno

[superlolgal]

everyone's talking about the techno impression but that George and Sapnap were on POINT

[soyalguienqueestamuyaburri]

“You won’t fear anyone if you know yourself and believe in the potato magic”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[aldozulfikar]

How a Speedrunner beat the game:

Dream: Stone tools
Technoblade: *a potato*