2009 Germany: Alex Swings Oscar Sings (Oscar Loya) - Miss Kiss Kiss Bang (20th place at ESC) 4K UHD

Performed by: Alex Swings Oscar Sings!
Music by: Alex Christensen
Lyrics by: Alex Christensen
Language: English
Placing: 20th (35 points)
Other versions: Spanish

You can take a look at the Spanish cover version here:

Oscar Loya was born in 1979 in Indio, California and grew up as the youngest of five children in California. He is openly gay and lives in Munich, Germany.

Loya represented Germany at the final of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 in Moscow, Russia together with Alex Christensen as "Alex swings Oscar sings", performing the song "Miss Kiss Kiss Bang", with special guest Dita Von Teese performing with them in the Final. The song finished 20th in a final of 25 competing countries.

Loya released his debut album in 2009. His voice coach is Professor Dennis M. Heath (Munich). Heath teaches other successful professional artists in Europe, Australia, and the United States.

Loya concentrates on his solo career and released his second album "Beast" in 2011. "Beast" is a collaboration between Oscar and the electropop producer Alek Sandar. The self-written and co-produced single "Learn Something New" with Citrusonic Records has been published in December 2012.

From October 2012 to June 2013, Loya has been the principal character in the revue SHOW ME at the Friedrichstadt-Palast in Berlin.

Oscar's website is here:

And here are the song's lyrics:

Hey Miss Kiss, let us dance

Mrs Kiss Kiss Bang, she's not a fool
Extraordinary and oh so cool
When I feel the touch of her sweet lips
I know this is a devil's kiss

She sets my soul on fire with no return
Ooh baby, just burn, burn, burn
And I think we're like Mr and Mrs Right
So I'll give you my heart tonight

Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, come let us sing
Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, now let us swing
Shake your sweet, sweet, sweet little thing
Mrs Kiss Kiss Bang, come let us swing

When I look into her eyes the flames grow higher
I know this is a kiss of fire
Imagination feeds my hungry heart
Gimme your love before we part

And I'm on the way of no return
Ooh baby, just burn, burn, burn
And I think we're like Mr and Mrs Right
So I'll give you my heart tonight

Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, come let us sing
Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, now let us swing
Shake your sweet, sweet, sweet little thing
Mrs Kiss, come on and let us sing

Do the hee dee hi ho (Sing hee dee hi ho)
Do the hee dee hi hey (Sing hee dee hi hey)
Do the dip dip diddee (Sing dip dip diddee)
Do the skiddly skiddly bo (Sing skiddly skiddly bo)

Now do the gucci bang bang (Sing gucci bang bang)
Do the skiddly buffely boodely bump (Sing skiddly buffely boodely bump)
Do the oh... (Sing oh...)
Mrs Kiss, you are my everything tonight

Now shake your sweet, sweet sexy thing

Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, come and let us sing
(Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, Miss Kiss Kiss Bang)
Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, now let us swing
(Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, Miss Kiss Kiss Bang)

You are my queen and I'm your king
(Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, Miss Kiss Kiss Bang)
Shake your sweet, sweet thing
Do the ring-a-bing bing
Mrs Kiss, come on and let us sing

Do the hee dee hi ho (Sing hee dee hi ho)
Do the hee dee hi hey (Sing hee dee hi hey)
Mrs Kiss Kiss Bang
Come let us swing

Miss Kiss

[nick]

This is the Definition of Camp. They really believed that they could pull a TOP10 Result with this and the Thing is: The Song isn't even bad, but everything around it, from the Singer singing about hooking up with a Woman being gay, the shiny Trousers, "PLEASE WELCOME: DITA VON TEESE", his facial Expressions and the Cornyness of the Song, is just so silly that you can't really take it serious, yet it is enjoyable and perhaps one of the most enjoyable Entries Germany has sent since 2000.

I'm kind of wishing that we'd go back to passionate Artists putting on a big Show and delivering a somewhat unique Song instead of some ambitionless, lazy and condescending Street Musician in Sweatpants who forgot to write a proper Chorus and just says "Run Un Ah Äh" 32 Times while an Elephant is trumpeting randomly.