THE ACOLYTE: FINALE......The End

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THE ACOLYTE Comes to an end, and thus this odyssey of scotch, & pain. Here are my final thoughts on this piece of overpriced cinematic destruction.

#TheAcolyteFinale

[PoppCulture]

"Nothing was badass. Just bad or ass." Quote of the year.

[SK-iyci]

The most interesting arc in the acolyte has been Jeremy’s alcoholism, he’s the REAL critical drinker now 🥃

[realriorex]

I love JJ, and this quote is one of the many reasons why, "Here's a better hook for a second season: have a good first season."

[trevor]

“Here’s a hook for a second season, have a good first season.” 😂

[Spore]

Lee Jung-Jae learned English just for this role and still delivered a more emotional and engaging performance than most of the English speaking cast. He’s going to be fine.

[morphogames]

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? He was on the Acolyte... That's the tragedy

[warmech]

One of the things that strikes me about this show is that everyone is so thoroughly miserable. there is no optimism, no brightness, no hope. Just bitterness, animosity and depression. It would be nice to see people who are actually happy living in this galaxy far far away.

[AmBobbyMudda]

I love how they created all these cliffhangers expecting a season 2. Yeahhh, about that.

This series did absolutely not warrant a Plagueis cameo.

[MandoMonge]

The saddest thing about this is seeing Jeremy replace his Star Wars cape to a black suit and booze in less than a decade

[luliu]

Fun Fact: Each episode of Acolyte had a bigger budget than Godzilla Minus One. And combined, the entire first season of Acolyte had a budget 12 times the size Godzilla Minus One had.

[edwardarcherwrestling]

I love that he also can't get the twins right. I have up and just said "the good one" and "the bad one". But describing this episode it's now "the good one who is now bad" and "the bad one, who isn't the good one turned bad". This show blew it so hard

[Kagamid]

"Here a better hook for a second season. Have a good first season.".
Perfect quote right here.

[biggman]

So you are telling me Anakin slaughtered "Not just the men, but the women, and the children" and his lightsaber kyber crystal didn't "bleed" and just stayed solid blue?

[LateSleeper]

It's like coming out of the toilet after a bad case of diarrhea: you're pissed off you had to go through that, relieved it's over, and too tired to care.

[MisterFilmStock]

"Here's a better hook for a second season: have a good first season." The BEST QUOTE ever said in a REVIEW!. 😎

[mrnixon]

The Acolyte leads to anger, anger leads to suffering. The Farce is strong in this one. 'This shite, end it must' - Yoda.

[TheIndulgers]

I honestly cannot keep track of what the hell is going on. This show feels like the mad hatter yelling "CHANGE PLACES" every 7 minutes. This twin was evil, now this one is evil, but they were both good all along, but now this one is evil, but the jedi are evil, but the sith is good so really the good twin is now evil which is actually good.

Huh?

[kaankaraca]

“Why was that ever a thing?” Basically sums up everything in this entire show. What a clusterfuck.

[artworkkennedy]

my problem with the crystal bleed was that it didn't happen to Anakin after he slaughtered like 200 people in a temple, but it happens to her when she gets sad

[tbekoam]

Don't forget, force choke was the first power we saw Luke use in Jedi. He uses it to subdue two Gammorean Guards.