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These are the best quotes about Science:
- Science is the record of dead religions. -Oscar Wilde
- The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. -Robert Covey
- If we knew what it was, we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? -Albert Einstein
- A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. -Charles R. Darwin
- The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -Mark Russell
- If math was taught like science in Kansas, Texas, and Tennessee, then 2+2=5 would be a “competing theory.” -Anon
- If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. -John Von Neuman
- When you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. -Dave Barry
- Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. V -Bill Watterson
- Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. -Douglas Adams
- If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. -Douglas Adams
- Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact. -Thomas Huxley
- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
- An important scientific innovation rarely makes its way by gradually winning over and converting its opponents: What does happen is that the opponents gradually die out. -Max Planck
- Science operates according to a law of conservation of difficulty. The simplest questions have the hardest answers; to get an easier answer, you need to ask a more complicated question. -George Musser
- A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective. -Edward Teller
- In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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