20 Funny Quotes - Quotes that will make you laugh

Funny Quotes - 20 short quotes that will make you laugh

[Kalani_Saiko]

I asked for funny, not inspirational.

[zachroblox]

Never gonnq give you up
-*Rick Astley*

[plumbertech]

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection

I like this quote

[mv]

"Your exam results are my death"
-my mom 2021

[shaikhsalman]

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

[therealwalter]

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷

[justmadeit]

"Don't quote the quoter coz the quoter only quotes other quoters quotes, so quote your own quotes, row your own boat, and when the bad times arrive its time to live in hope" Me

[koltokawarpeei]

I love this quotes, They made my day 😂

[oprahil]

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday

[Iblameraddy]

"The ice machine is broken"
-mcdonalds employee

[therealwalter]

The road to success is 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 under construction 🚧

I am your 𝘽𝙁𝙁, your 𝘽𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝙁𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨

[JiminPark-nbyf]

It seems impossible because it is impossible

[KururuMukino]

"Theres a snake in my boots!"
-Sheriff Woody

[EZ-zigx]

everything goes right if nothing goes wrong -me

[Mikeyfromtheblock]

#5 they still don't know where Iraq and Afghanistan is.

[jsgaming]

I have funny quotes to

H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k

Half
Of Energy
Wasted On
Random
Knowledge

Dear sneeze
If your gonna happen,
Happen. don't put
A stupid look in my face
And leave

"Did you just fall?"

"No I attacked the floor"

I love my pillow
Because it
Gives me
Different hair style
Every day!

Our phone fall,
We panic

Our friends fall,
We laugh

I do not snore!
I just dream
I'm a motorcycle

Need a friend?
Text me

Need a laugh
Call me

Need money?
This number is no longer
In service

*Too hot* *blanket oof*
*Too cold* *blanket back on*
*Hot again* *sticks foot out of blanket*
*Hears creepy noise*
*Sticks foot back in*


That's all UwU

[zakiyabintemannan....]

It's not funny. Just Disgusting 😠