Mum's Army Series 2 Episode 33

represent arthur large on and clive dunn in dad's army mum's army featuring john larry, arnold ridley and ian lavender with this week's guests, larry martin carmen sovella, morris sugden and wendy richard [ Applause. ].

Here is the news, and this is john snag. Reading it as the war continues more and more men are volunteering or being Called up for active service. Those ineligible for one reason or another continue to join britain's home guard units which go from strength to strength at warmington on sea.

Captain mannering is seriously considering letting the female members of the local population also join. His unit learn standard. I pay attention before we dismiss.

I have an important announcement to make During the last week sergeant wilson and I have been approached by several. Ladies, mr speaker. Yes, what is it? I just want you to know, sir, that i'm sure you can rely on the men's discretion.

Sir, we're all men of the world don't be ridiculous, i'm referring to our local women folk. Oh sorry, sir. The good ladies of warrington on sea wish to offer us their services, that's Funny, it's usually the bad ones that do that i'll.

Ignore that to mark walker. The fact is, these gallant, ladies wish, to join us in our fight against the common foe son wilson, and I think this might be a good scheme, don't be sergeant. Yes, we do so awfully good.

Yes, it immediately occurred to me that uh they could take over some of the paperwork and the making of tea and Cocoa buttons button. Sir, you can sew on my buttons precisely yeah. It's very good point thanks.

My sister is very good at sewing, so every point and all that sort of thing provided someone else will spread the needle well, thank you godfrey, but uh. I think perhaps we should concentrate on a rather younger age group. Excuse me, mr man, right there's a new girl at the sweet shop, she's very obliging.

Ah now that That sounds more like the sort of girl we need. That's right comforts for the troops does have any of that sort of talk. Walker who got mad.

There's a lassie. I know that watch for the gaslighting goat company she's, just sunset, weight-bearing girl, with a feram body and big strong thighs man as you'd - see them that way. Yeah, oh they're, very strong girls, mr fraser, the ones with the big thighs All right.

Just a now, i'm sure between us. We can round up the right sort of material, just bring them along with you to tomorrow's parade, properly train. They will release us the frontline troops so that we can grapple with the enemy.

I don't suppose taffy and jones here will have much energy left after great leaving with those big thighs, [ Music ]. Listen to that wilson sounds funny getting female voices out in the hall on parade night. Doesn't it yes it does.

It does rather yes well, but I have the first one in all right, sir uh who's first place. I think we are sergeant wilson uh. This is missy spock! Oh yes! Yes, yes, mrs fox, good evening, good evening.

I wonder if you'll be so kind as to come in, you think see. This is what an awfully humid day. It's been hasn't it.

Yes, isn't it still you're looking marvelously cool wilson? Do you mind if we carry on i'm sorry, sir? This is uh. This is mrs fox. How do you do? Mrs fox? Nearly thank you, mrs fox, is one of my best customers, sir.

I think you'll find you'll. Give every satisfaction. Yes! Thank you.

Thank you. Well now, mrs fox. Oh, my goodness, how rude Of me, mrs fox, please please have a chat.

Oh thanks now is there anything we can get you wilson, just a minute. Listen! I'd like a little word with you. That is, if you can afford the time.

Of course, sir yeah, you will excuse us, you certainly thought vincent. What is it, sir? What is it? Look here, wilson, I know you're something of a ladies man, but these women are going to be subject To discipline like the rest of our force. Now, let's start, if we need to go on, shall we well? Surely we can be polite? I quite agree: don't have to have all this jet blue cannon stuff just stick to the business in hand.

If you don't mind, yes, whatever you say, sir right, i'm sorry about that. Mrs now, let's just take down some details, fox Christian name, morsi. What a very pretty name do you think? So what I do, indeed, is one of my favorites wilson occupation.

Mrs fox, we do is that an occupation. Well, in mrs fox's case I would say it was almost a calling wilson now, mrs fox, would you like to join us? Oh, yes, i'd left off good. Where are we going? I don't? Oh yes, I did highly comical.

Thank you, mrs fox jones. Perhaps you take the lady back into the hall. Yeah it'd be my pleasure to do that thing, sir.

This way, mrs box who's next wilson. Ah this is the young lady. I was telling you about sir ivy someways from the sweet shop.

I was somewhere, yes, you remember, sir. She was the one who was very Obliging. Yes, thank you, wilson, now miss samways.