Mark Normand - Why are Babies so Great?? #shorts

#comedy #standup #marknormand #babies #outtolunch

[treverfarted]

I hate babies, but I love a good origin story

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Babies are great because their muscles aren't developed and they're a little more fatty. Very tender!

[marksasahara]

"Already hitting a woman. Not even out yet." Comedy!

[aardeng]

My youngest child has been a huge d-bag since the beginning

[israelariasfallas]

The babies are evil, but educateables

[Slap_Son]

Pro Soccer Players ARE JUST SO PREDICTABLE….kicking their wife 😂😂

[indyhotdog]

Babies are 100 at birth. Nearly all of us go down from there!

[Nchtigall]

Well, actually babies are evil. Or more like they don't know what's good an evil yet. Little kids (like up to 3-4) are often aggressive and need to be teached whats right or wrong or they are gonna ene up pretty badly. There are many studies about it.

[mykmcgrane]

Why do we also need motivational speaker music as well?

[quentcoff]

Im not evil selling skips back to you to see what main body is function you point to bring up showery

[cheetopuff]

And why are we assuming it won’t do both?

[brianjmortensen]

He said ‘a million douche bags’, like he’s never been to Florida before.
We have more douche bags per capita than Summer’s Eve. Most of them wear badges, too.

[anangrycucco]

I wonder if there are any signs of psychopathy in babies

[nathaniellipe]

Dependent on the behaviour and lifestyle choices of the parents, one could make a pretty good guess.

[danomic]

Babies are great because they are weak. So even though they are absolute psychopaths they can't hurt anybody

[stonertaylor]

Which alcohol helped this thought train come along?

[yungugh-]

Oh I hope this one doesn’t conform and outgrows every environment they are in

[christopheralbano]

It's like Veal but with less chance of being an A$$hole...

[aranisles]

Trouble is they are not good either. They are bundles of pure selfish need, and that IS evil if they can't learn to be good in the first couple of years.

[MrEddie]

"their not evil yet" they are evil, just to weak to enact that evil.
Love them to death, but i will not deny the truth