TOO MUCH SQUISHY

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[_Yongboks_brownie_]

I genuinely was like: WHAT ARE YPU DOING TO THAT INNOCENT BABY
Me after realizing it’s fake: THANK GOODNESS

[JHPIII]

OMG THIS IS RICKY’S ANIME BACKSTORY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[nebula]

Grandmas when a child is first born be like:

Ty’s for 115 likes! :D

[The_Rat]

Yo at the beginning my heart dropped💀💀

[Fake_who_real]

“At the beginning had me heart attack💀💀💀💀”

[callmeaverie]

“ABUSE IS NOT AN OBJECTIVE ITS A CRIME”

Also me:*Not even knowing what an objective is* (😢 I know it’s a toy 💀it’s a joke✨)

[marisas-le]

me who thought that was an actual kid in the beginning: 👁👄👁

[varycn.]

“Drugs won’t affect my Husband.”
The Husband:

[INA-WORLD]

*him comes back from school crying*

Mom:whats wrong sweetie
Him:everyone uses me as a toy😭

[marcosisonthegymbro]

Ricky: why the hell do i look like this?
Me: they squished you too much 💀

[MarcyBreathsAir]

That’s how my eyes feel when I rub ‘em 💀💀💀

[Happy_dude]

Dad: oh no I got the bad milk we need more milk 😔

[-forgetfulfroggo]

“Using my kid as a stress ball won’t effect him”
The kid:

[mragankmanitripathi]

Who else is still scared even after finding out that it's a dummy.

I am traumatized I will never have a baby Corpus in my house😨😭😭

[Ms.Chalice-TheLegendary]

Karen: “Drugs won’t affect my child”
The child:

[dagek]

“Oh i dont think they would last that long” 💀

[justNASCARguyYT]

“Squishing my kid won’t affect him”
Him:

[TheLovkost]

Legend say that the baby wasnt sleeping...

[Justme-znqi]

Moment of silence for the people who thought that was a real baby 💀

[Heartsformeeeeeeeeeeee]

The kid: "comes back from middle school after 6 days"
The mom: what's wrong Maria?
The kid: the kids use me like an toy