Negative - #shorts

The saddest of news.

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[KiomonDuck]

Just like Mama always said "never read ever, its how the devil gets in, also grab Daddy another beer".

[bactrosaurus]

We once had a teacher, who told us we had negative iq as an insult

[hey_how_are_ya]

I was thinking that she must be dumb to believe a test that works like that but then I realized that the test works

[Mattex]

The fact there's 3 in the package makes it so much better...
"Just make another test next month"

[Mumphler]

If she pissed on the test to determine how high her iq is, she probably didn’t need to take a test in the first place

[thomasadrian]

Another “didn’t see that coming “ from C & H

[YoungGandalf]

Good thing it wasn't a false positive.

[thDeadlySin]

I thought the crying was the punchline at first, that the test was saying she was being negative.

[KampsKnows]

Laughing through the pain that I know all too well. Nice twist on the end there.

[tylerball-odgi]

"They got us on the first half not gonna lie" 😂

[Orio]

it probably is guranteed to say negative because you expected it to work in the first place

[wncbuckeye]

“Don’t tell her.”
“I don’t think she’d understand what we’re talking about.”
“I’d be surprised if she could think at all.”

[hill]

But if you get two negatives, and multiply them, you get a positive.

[khaledborici]

Cyanide and happiness in "Never let them know your next move mode"

[adrian_veidt]

What a sad video. This is truly a tragedy of epic proportions. 🙁😭

[daniel_el_sabroso]

Poor thing 😓. She was clearly a flat earther....

[orangeinkius]

I assumed the kid was gonna be born with inverted colors

[r-techzgaming]

Why has this resurfaced? Swear I saw this one the other day

[dragonsfanges]

I was like aww that's sad then I saw the box and couldn't stop laughing. Should have expected a much from cyanide.

[JasonTaylor]

Lol wasn't expecting that ending! 😂