Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals In Palestinian Conflict

What exactly do Hamas terrorists want from Israel? It's complicated, but we try to get to the bottom of it in this interview with an actual, real-life Hamas spokesperson.

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[TheBabylonBee]

What other subject is as nuanced as whether or not striking valid military targets is equivalent to baking babies in the oven in front of their parents?

[jonathanshumpert]

Even doing satire, the Bee was more truthful than CNN.

[kenle]

Give the interviewer a British accent and this is the actual BBC.

[RandomPerson-sfvd]

The swap from right wing comedy to documentary was subtle.

[OnagaChidinma]

Far more honest than the mainstream News.

[Rebecca-ozfu]

Unfortunately, that was a very accurate portrayal of Hamas and our major media producers. Thank you for producing it.

[Jinseual]

The funniest part about this is, it's all true. A lot of this Islamist rhetoric is very extreme and out in the open for everyone else to see and some people still try to delude themselves into thinking it's all done for something else.

[justanoob-zu]

Hamas leaders even said in an interview that the Palestinian people are not their responsibility, and the UN must protect them.

[MojoPup]

The most honest Hamas/Palestinian interview I've ever seen.

[Nope]

The funny part is that Babylon Bee isn't even satire anymore. This is straight up reality.

[schizophrenic_rambler]

Babee is always depicting the most controversial topics, and turning them into satire by barely exaggerating them

[gregbeaudry]

This technically isn’t satire because it’s 100% true!

[akompanas]

That "we may never know" conclusion somehow killed me. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

[LadyShmady]

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

[Quincy_Morris]

You need to do a complex in depth analysis of the generational conflict between Mordor and Gondor. What does it mean when orcs say they want “man flesh” and “the age of men has ended, the time of the orc has come?” Clearly hyperbolic language to denote the generational trauma that orcs experienced being tortured elves.

[gigiizzy]

The interviewer westernxplains it like a true BBC reporter

[dutchboy]

After decades studing the conflict I can definitely state, this isn't a joke, it's the truth.

[t]

Essentially a transcript of interviews and reporting from NBC, CBS, CNN, ABC, MSNBC, BBC, NYT, and WP.

[russellscott]

It's satire except the part about what Hamas wants.

[Jim-Mc]

So nuanced. Truly, you'd have to be an ivy league professsor to understand it...or an 18 year old sociology student who hates her father.