I did it. I found the Worst Book.

"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." - C-3PO

Select your favorite romance novel trope:

[Mokiimo]

Actual Book: 0/10
Review of Book: 11/10

[thelogician]

"Tummy" is so fundamentally anti-sexual that I am making it my new safe word.

[hayleyhellbound]

I want you to know that years later, you have influenced the purchasing of this and the Jeff the killer books so much that they are suggested in the “frequently bought together” part of their Amazon pages

[rattrap]

Wait does she like bad boys or badly written boys.

[remnants]

the idea of an internet troll being "devilishly handsome" already breaks my suspension of disbelief

[Idontknow-thiq]

"Why don't you want me?"
He asks wearing a devil mask with an airbrushed T in the middle, half-naked in her room which he broke into.

[LaineyBug]

I used to just browse the $0.00 priced books on kindle and once came across a book titled something like 'Brexit Made Me Gay'. I should have read it when I had the chance because I could never find it again...

[andeve]

working title: The Hot Hunk Who Hacked My Heart

[verdethestarwarrior]

“I like to go to Amazon, buy strange self-published books, and give them to people who clearly don’t want them.”
Aaaand subscribed

[trinitysarah]

"a total whale at 125 pounds"
woah I'm a whole two whales big, that's kinda cool
I rule the sea

[QuibbleTrouble]

He should have quoted rickroll lyrics at her at the end, and it turns out the entire book was a convoluted rickroll.

[sicksalt]

I thought this was going to be a erotic book about a woman who falls in love with an actual, literal troll.


Man am I disappointed

[dearimena]

What can I say, I'm a quirky guy.

[kx_xx]

Girl: “I turn men’s heads on the street all the time”
Also girl: says she received the first ever compliment on her physical appearance at over 20 years old

[SpyrosKoronis]

"He broke into her house and was not invited in" So at least he's not a vampire, I guess...

[georgesbugs]

"His pouty lips belonged to a face etched with strong features" did anyone else think of Handsome Squidward???

[IamMissPronounced]

How to gain a girl's trust:

_talk to her on a dating site, hack her computer, break into her house_

[Blossomcloud]

"I'm a receptionist at a pediatric clinic"

I, a receptionist at a pediatric clinic, listening to this video while prepping for work, am truly horrified.

[deeviousrat]

i want you to know that i have watched this video multiple times but it took me forever to realize that the front cover was a steamy romance cover and not an illustration of a garden troll. the mind sees what it wants to see.

[JustADiceGoblin]

My personal favourite self published series is Bearllionaire.
"He's a billionaire, and a bear, and he'd never let anything happen to his mate... "