10 Reasons the English Language is Stupid

Your life will be better after seeing the first minute of this video. The rest you can take or leave eh

Music:
The fast piano: (someone thank this dude I use his music in almost every video)
the lo fi:

google russian drum and bass for the end

[Dragoon]

I swear my videos seem so normal when I make them, then when I hit upload they turn out insane

[royalmemers]

My favorite quote from a video ever was "Now you may be confused, I hear this is a common side effect from watching my videos" - Dragoon

[arishichor]

“You know what else Germany did?”

*Zooms in on Polish border*

[williamongjiajiang]

1M milestone: ?
5M milestone: ?
9M milestone: Eating a whole quiche while doing the really cool Russian dancing.
10M milestone: Speedrunning through the Vatican while stealing the pope's fancy hat

[mjmichaelhu]

Alternate title: Dragoon rambling about quiche for nearly 5 minutes

[icepack]

What if the only word in English was quiche, but spelled and said in different ways so we can differentiate them.

[Dodolator]

When you can’t even name your phobia because you are scared of the word

[orion]

the word quiche: exists
dragoon: and i took that personally

[lazar_m]

"you know what germany did? invent the accordion." this man knows all

[illesfleischman]

I think we should spell it like this: Kquischeshi.

[shibedude]

Ireland, which is next to Scotland, which is part of England

Wait wait hold up

[HashimAl-Atassi]

This title leads me to believe that I am the engish language

[olivers.]

I am German and the first time I heard of quiche was when I had French in school. I have no idea why the name came from Germany if only France has it as a real food.

[LegoraOmbe]

Me, a french using the words "Quiche Lorraine" in my main language. While i'm in a discord call with another french from the "Lorraine" region.
brain hurt

[steakpizza]

Dragoon said I hate Weird Al I have suddenly lost the will to live

[hyverian]

I think "Quiche" isn't even CLOSE to correct.
So, my solution to this conundrum, Gky-u-xzs-shjjêäsch.
Perfection.


Also, the "u", 1/2 of the "xz" and the "G" are silent, except if it's past midday, then the "G" is pronounced stronger than the "ky" and the "ê" is replaced with an "œ".

[pppixeI]

(Credit to aperture)

2 students, james and john, were asked to describe a man who had a cold in the past. Josh writes, "the man had a cold", while while james writes, "the man had had a cold".

Josh gets marked incorrect, while james gets marked correct.

So to summarize

James while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

(Again with punctuation)

James, while john had had "had, " had had "had had;" "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

:|

[icetea]

"Will Will Smith smith Will Smith ?"
"Will Smith will smith Will Smith"

[YouWhatMate_]

Dragoon is about 1.5% of the way to eating a keesh while dancing

[littleshaq]

alternate title: 10 reasons why Quiche should be eaten while russian dancing