And he took that personally

[economistsingh]

Roommate: “Your not my dad”

Me: *Throws Adoption Papers* *”I am your dad.”*

[Ya_boi_jasper]

“You’re not my real dad” -the roommate probably

[ria]

"You're not my dad"

roommate: yet

[hammerheadtamer]

Imagine moving out of your parents house just for your roommate to become your stepdad

[magnapanther]

Imagine having a friend who cared about you so much that they married your mom to get you to get your life together. Truly an inspirational and wholesome tale of two chums.

[_gsyt_]

"you're not my dad!"
*Two hours later*
Him: what did you say now, *son?*

[Aliyah_sigma]

"You're not my dad"


*BECOMES FATHER*

[tesafilmrollelol]

At this point starting a sentence with "you're not..." is the biggest mistake you can make when talking to this guy

[diemendheroanddiemendkid]

"You're not my dad!" *becomes dad*

[lizepretorius]

The roommate low key looks like Alvin for Alvin and the chipmunks💀-

[SnekMania]

"Call me daddy. Wait no don't!"
*James Charles has entered the arena*

[initialgd]

the moment i heard "your not my dad" i saw it coming 💀 💀

[Airforce]

Now do the laundry son
-btw I’m going out to buy some milk

[Yo-girl-cookie]

“I’m leaving”
“You’re not my dad”😂😂😂😂😂

[amarachi]

“Always be full of joy in the Lord. I say it again—rejoice!" -Philippians 4:4

[ہیلو-جط]

This guy has a crazier resume than Johnny sins

[lewis.s.sss_s]

That marriage was quicker than me playing the sims 4

[gyul]

I like how it's a universal thing to put on clothes on your head and your suddenly a girl

[Ciananderson-vfdl]

" Your not my dad." Bro took that as a challenge

[_nlrm.]

At first I thought this was gonna be a video about having toxic friends.. I guess not😭