Average Vampire Fan vs Average Dawnguard Enjoyer

#skyrim #elderscrolls #dawnguard

[Dell-olhb]

Imagine getting destroyed by a dead organization that formed like a week after you became active again for the first time in like a 1000 years

[silvasilva]

restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

[tenebroso]

Vampires: We have gargoyles, mythological beasts of darkness that serve us.

Dawnguard: *We have monkes with armor.*

[wassim]

Dawnguard plot in a nutshell:
Vampire detected,
Opinion rejected.

[OrganicDolphin]

Harkons lazy ass really didn’t leave the castle for a thousand years. It took twenty minutes to rescue serana and he procrastinated a whole millennium

[-alex-]

"I'm already powerful enough to kill 5 dragons at once, I don't need your weakness of the sun added to my badassery"

[CaesarSonOfMars]

Vampires: We have a half-baked perk tree with some useless spells that need mods to really be worth it.
Dawnguard: C R O S S B O W

[PrimusPicklebal]

Imagine not being able to recover stamina while outside in daytime

[bplus]

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

[ExplosiveNPF]

Imagine selling your soul to a deadra so you can drink human blood lolz

[lonewalling]

Literally have never sided with the vampires once. Imagine selling your soul to be allergic to the sun.

[sirgoo]

Took a thousand years for Harkon to *attempt* to kill the sun, took the Dawngaurd five minutes to eradicate every Vampire in Volkihar. 💪

[domquixote]

The virgin sacrifice daughter's innocence for power vs The chad Divine blessing

[Choom-li]

I made it a point to kill Harkon as a Werewolf just because he called me filth.

[housel]

Valerica: "If you think you can kill Harkon, you're a bigger fool than I originally thought"

Me with my overenchanted wooden sword: *observe*

[chesterstevens]

Listening to Harkon monologuing like a damned Bond villain gave me a religious epiphany, convinced me to turn my life around and dedicate myself to the service of Arkay, and give myself to the cause of purging the undead where I find them.

[nyliren]

Rushing with the whole squad of dawnguard and slaughtering every vampire in castle volkihar was the best experience i had in skyrim

[starnutty]

Best part about Dawnguard: them adorable doggies

[DavidGarcia]

Harkon: Does absolutely nothing for millenia, gets substituted by the newbie of the clan, does not find the scroll neither the bow

Chad Isran: Recruits a demigod but keeps his position as leader, has armored monkes, his guild has the coolest armor in the entire fckin game, and ends with a Vampire ally, bow and scroll.

Differences my guys

[blackdragon]

Dawnguard lore: Fuck vampires
That's so based it set me into a coughing fit after laughing so much