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[twistedtranslations]

But for real if you haven't seen jacksfilms "Fix Your Bios" you should it's hilarious.
If you try Dollar Shave Club let me know how it goes and we can obsess over how good everything smells together. xx

[silvercyndaquil]

"Get up and get what you want" Well that was a wake-up call.

[sarahjane]

'Excuse me for the rest of my life' is such a mood.

[gondalfthegay]

“dear murderer” sounds like such a good film or book

[cocoelacanth]

“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake.”

My mom overheard this and said “I beg to differ.”

[jennmmiiy]

"Arise and be all that you dreamed!"


"GeT uP aNd gEt WhAt yOu WaNt!!"



There are two types of people...

[JoshyRB]

“There’s nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake”

I’m pretty sure there is something wrong with that

[gmkdraws]

“Panic attack”

“My heart lives in the case of party”

Google translate over here being a therapist

[AndresBribiesca]

''There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake'' is my new motto

[starlight]

"Arise and be all that you dreamed"
*GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT*


There are two kinds of people

[spira]

You, a normie: I’m having a panic attack
Me, an intellectual: *My heart lives in the case of party*

[GameShowFan]

The way she said "dear murderer" and her expression while saying it was the absolute best

[realmarker]

“There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake”
I cannot explain my laughter right now

[xAbbieCx]

I'm not having a panic attack, my heart's just having a party. 😂

[agathascrustyfingers]

Emily should change her bio to dear murderer now.

[justdenks]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life"

This is the only time I am truly able to say, THAT SHOULD BE A TWEET

[AdmiralPenguin]

"Excuse me for the rest of my life" needs to be on a shirt

[puredemon]

My faves are "Dear Murderer" and "Get up and get what you want." That one could be on a motivational poster. I'd have it pinned up in my room.
I love the weird, craziness that is Google Translate and I pray to whatever's up there that it doesn't get fixed.

[pre-d]

WWF: Save the Pandas
Me: Save the Pandas theyre so cute
Everyone: Save the Pandas theyre so cute
GT: *No*

[oYellow_Eyeso]

I'm gonna make a sign that says
Some people: *Arise and be all that you dreamed*
Google: *GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT*