Things Not To Do In Glasgow (Scotland)

I may do one of these for Edinburgh too, but Glasgow is usually the place in Scotland that we all make fun of so I wanted to do this one first! =D

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[WeeScottishLass]

I feel a lot of people are taking this video too seriously =P
It's meant to be a bit of a piss take but the story about the chips did actually happen to me!

[markdoherty]

Thanks, now you tell me. This explains why I got stabbed the last time I visited Glasgow while I was walking alone singing God save the queen in my terrible Irish/Scottish accent and refusing to share my chips with a group of drunken Scottish youths. Well better late then never.

[JungiOlympia]

I've been to Glasgow twice! Once for over a week! Walked about at night. Sometimes by myself. Without any chips. Never got stabbed. Should I ask for my money back?

[markoldgeezer]

"So even though you're going to be getting killed, at least we're going to be friendly about it."
I love this line! =D

[gordonr]

Things to do in Edinburgh, go to Waverley station and get a train to Glasgow, cos they're anti social people in Edinburgh.

[laytonpro]

Another thing not to do in Glasgow: if someone comes up to you (especially a drunk person) and asks if you support Celtic or rangers, its best to say you don't follow football.

They may seem annoyed but it's better than saying one or the other. If you say the one they don't support, they can become extremely aggressive and if you say the one they do, they will be your best pal but someone else who supports the opposite might then be offended and if you then lie and say you like the other team to the second guy, the first will think your a backstabbing lier.

In short, it's a loose/loose situation.

[Sophie-cshs]

You're not more likely to be stabbed in Glasgow than anywhere else in Europe but if you are stabbed in Glasgow you're more likely to be stabbed multiple times because in Glasgow when you commit a crime you commit. (Not my joke)

[littleblue]

"A £2 bag of chips may save your life" - so true though 😂

[WeeScottishLass]

Dear family of Lads and Lassies, please help me make my content more readily available to non English speaking folk by helping me to subtitle this video =D
We need to warn everyone about the dangers of Scotland after all ;)
Also FIRST!

[hazrieimran]

I've lived in Glasgow for nearly 6 years and I find Glaswegian to be very friendly, and most of them are not racists. Glasgow is more Scottish than Edinburgh if you know what I mean

[TranceHeed]

Pretty shite you've just made Glasgow out to be a terrible place to go.

[CapAnson]

I heard all this stuff about the dangers of Glasgow before I visited.. and my hotel was on Argyle street. Which isn't the best. So naturally I decided to go for a walk at 1am to see just how bad it was. And truthfully other than some random drunken people I didn't see anything out of the ordinary and didn't feel the least bit threatened. I'm a rather large fellow so I'm sure that's part of it. But I didn't think Glasgow even remotely compars to the dangers of say.. south side Chicago or Atlanta. There was this McDonalds near the train station that a bunch of.. I dunno.. emo leather clad teenage toughs liked to hang out in the evenings.. like a hundred or so. I don't know what their deal was but I suppose they could be intimidating to some people. Glasgow did seem a bit.. grimier.. than Edinburgh but it seems to me just don't do anything overly stupid and you'll be fine, like you would be in any large city.

[jerotoro]

First video I've ever seen of yours. Or any scottish youtuber for that matter... and jeez that accent. I swear I'd travel to Scotland just to sit in a pub and listen to that accent for a week straight. So great.

[kaitlynnstirling]

"Or, in America, you might have a gun" 😂😂 so true though.

[facieann]

lol love it. I live in glasgow right now and live across from a pub. the singing while drunk is extremly true!

[jackcarter]

Things not to do in Glasgow.

1. Be English.

2. Be English.

3. Be English.

4. Be English.

5. Be English.

[ianmacfarlane]

Can't really take any more of this shite (2:24 gave up)"Stabby" "Don't walk alone at night" absolute pish, but if it keeps her out of Glasgow, that's great.
As for the rest of the World - yes, Glasgow is up there in crime statistics HOWEVER the inter-gang fighting greatly skews these figures, so unless you're 15-19 and want to go looking for a gang fight, you'll usually be totally fine. Yes, people can suffer from muggings, etc but I'll go out on a limb here and say I think in Glasgow there's probably LESS random stranger attacks than elsewhere. LESS!! People are generally very friendly in Glasgow - remember not to join a gang when you are visiting, and all good.

[lilyy]

A live in Glasgow oh and btw a was in the middle of Glasgow n this wee guy started to sing Garry cinnamon and we all sung along lmao

[joshuaalmond]

I've just recently moved to Scotland from Newcastle, I already love this place and I've only been here for 2 month the people around here are so much more laid back and friendly than down Newcastle

[TheRoseMaddox]

I was walking aroud Glasgow centre at midnight and was feeling perfectly safe. But in Gorbals - I was scared af :D