How to google translate 100 times

This is how you google translate 100 times

[maartenvandermeulen]

We must get Bad Translator back (Edit: IT IS BACK)

[theogamer]

Original paragraph:
Not only does Faulkner’s deep affiliation with his characters’ inner lives elevate his portraits far above the level of local color or regionalist curiosity, but it animates his sentences, makes them constantly move and breathe. No matter how long and twisted they get, they do not wilt, wither, or drag; they run river-like, turning around in asides, outraging themselves and doubling and tripling back. Faulkner’s intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important.

"modified" paragraph:
Your loved ones in the family, even your friends, don't know how deep you are. But it's fun and exciting. He is lying on his neck. It flows like a river. We don't like Faulkner. We also know how he feels in the dark and in danger.

[kenyaktv]

Burger King lyrics.

Original: Marinara, mozzarella
Look at this royal crispy fella
Sauce and cheese, crispy chicken
Italian Royal is what I'm pickin'

Translated: mozzarella cheese
Look at this man's life.
chicken and cheese
I voted for the Italian government.

[Marzeorsomthin]

so it translated the south park season 1 intro. it says "So run the volturnus. This!
Stan and Kyle: You can be friends anywhere.
Lewis: I forgot to ask, I live in South Park.
Cartman: Murder. 24/7 "friend love".
How: Go to South Park and see for yourself.
Kenny: (Laughs) I love animals.
Visit South Park and meet your friends." now this is perfect

[ammarahmed]

original:
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper,
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,
I rule this day.

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,
It's OK if I don't want that,
Impossible or bacon Whopper,
Any Whopper my way.

You rule, you're seizing the day,
At BK, have it your way.

You rule!

translation:
A story about the relationship between the three volcanoes. If you don't like shaved, salad, you can replace it with mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup or bacon. Thanks PC, right?

[acceleratorthememeboi]

Original sentence: This is a despicable me moment
Modified sentence: And I was angry.

[mathewchakhva]

Original:
I read a lot today.
after x80 distortion:
I learned a lot today
Why does mine make sense?

[SimplyTheGuy]

Modified paragraph: Yes, this kid plays with his hair at school. The boy hides in a tree, but the forest is alive, and the children who hate him follow him. Every child has difficulties in his life. But at the same time, Hayden sees himself as brave and strong. There are many characters like Heinz Henry Stickman and Hayden, the head of the Stickman family. Henry...Captain Stickman knows how to raise children in the jungle.
So he called a taxi and asked for help. wear it on your shirt

[bleh]

“Google Minecraft has been downloaded 100 times” 💀

[themaskedshark]

Original paragraph:Kill the king he has done bad things too the land OFF WITH HIS HEAD. the king is dead. Google translate 80X:She was attacked by the ruler of the late kingdom

[TheNoobistNoob]

Original: BK Have It Your Way You Rule!

Translated: KCR is your boss.

[кирофф]

Now we know that Minecraft belongs to Google

[johannarajca]

"Cute jumping beans" distorted by 100 is "you're crazy" xD

[JustAPersonWhoComments]

Original sentence:

This channel name is Just a Person who Comments.

New sentence:

*This misery is for humanity.*

[SpauiBlox-gcjs]

original:
my balls hurt

Modified:
My teeth are very happy

(YEA BECAUSE YOU BIT THEM)

[WintercatIII]

origanl text: I love cats
translated: He wants to encoruge us

[Rich_YTS]

"Exceeded maximum execution time"

[SlushiFoxEdits]

Original: When you use bad translator, it sounds like your not an english speaker and that you only know little english LMAO
Bad Translator: A bad translation would probably be that he doesn't speak Latin or English (LMAO).

[Andrew]

It seems to always exceed runtime limit and doesn't finish.

[calebcox]

OG: Nice video! Can’t wait to see more from you :)

Modified: Video work collection :)