'SAMPLE OF MY PASTA' — A Bad Lip Reading of BTS

If the music video for BTS' "Idol" sounded more like it looks....
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LYRICS

I am starving
I need some bread
First we dance
Now I go and sit down
Oh it's my turn
Get to stomp all around
Oh wow, there's a jet in the sky!
Oh no dang!
All these giraffes give me glances cuz I dance in the sun
Oh now I kick cuz there's dust in my lungs
Can anybody tell me where I am?
Always wonder why it smells like the trash
If you know what I mean

CUTE BIRD!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I SAY NO NO!
And then I say YES YES YES
Hey look a motorcycle
I do this and glisten in the sun and I know

YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!

Paint the sofa, go to bed
Steal some snow then buy an egg
Show your muscles, work on walking
You know how to dance! BAGA BAGA!
I'm gonna get some peaches, gonna put 'em in a pan
And then I'll pour the onions in
AND NOW I SPIN!
I'm tough!
Yeah, I'm a quality koala teacher
At least I'm better than these people on the floor
Y'all are freaking me out, then I dance kinda hard
Gonna sit down here -- OW!
Somebody must have lost a spiky ball!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I SAY NO NO!
And then I say YES YES YES
I'm riding on a leopard
And now I'm punching out my rage and I know

YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!

I'm feeling low
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
Yeah, I'm feeling low
In my soul
SO I KEEP ON DANCING!

YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!

I'm feeling low
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
Yeah, I'm feeling low
In my soul

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[freya]

How to cook, by Yoongi
1. Put the peaches in a pan
2. Pour in the onions
3. Spin

[manzerogd]

Namjoon was absent when they wrote this song, so they relied on Google Translate.

[shananie]

Plot twist-
This is how BTS prepared the song, but-
BigHit did not approve of it.

[fluteseok]

5 years later and this is still an absolute banger

[rhenelyngervacio]

Plot twist: this was supposed to be the music that BigHit was gonna upload

[Mrs_JK]

"YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!"

okay this is a lowkey bop 👀

[stephennorski]

2:53. "I'm feelin low, in my thoul" Gave him a little lisp. Perfect.

[auki_]

I think it's scary how after this, I forgot all the actual lyrics to IDOL and my brain now believes jimin is actually saying "you took a sample of my pasta"

[Evenis_mikayel]

All these interviewers wanted a full English song, here you go

[praskocuke]

why isnt anyone talking about how much work and time this must take? like.... *art* .

[wispxrs]

I found where the non-toxic fellow army’s stay, I’m never leaving

[fannypack]

“Paint the sofa, go to bed, steal some snow, then buy an egg.”
*My daily routine*

[dollyv]

'u can't stop me lovin' myself' who?? i only know the real queen & legend, 'u took a sample of my pasta'!

[taylorbaggins]

Every Kpop fan ever trying not to get sucked into the hole: "I say no no no no no and then I say YES YES YES"

[breakingmad]

This literally introduced me to KPOP and thought this was original

[mikkachi]

Idol was already a masterpiece...this is a master masterpiece.
BTS should take a sample of this pasta.

[hannan]

*”I’m feeling low...in my THoul...”* u gotta luv Jin man, he has a nice lisp

[kevinators]

plot twist:
this is actually what they lipsynced when they were filming

[tokurikan]

"You know how to dance. BAGA BAGA" still cracks me up... Loved this back then and still do