The Unspoken Agreement 😍 #Funny #ytshorts #shorts

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Joke Transcription:
A married couple became famous for not having an argument in 25 years. Local newspaper editors gathered at the occasion to find out the secret to their happy 25-year marriage.
The editor said: 'Sir, it’s amazing, impossible. How is this possible?'
The husband began recalling his honeymoon days: 'After our honeymoon, we began horseback riding, on different horses. I was lucky to have a gentle, kind-spirited horse.
My wife, on the other hand, wasn’t so fortunate. She had a crazy horse. As she was riding the horse, it began to jump wildly, and she fell off. My wife patted the horse on the back, saying, "This is your first time." She jumped back on, and we continued riding for a while. Then the horse started acting wildly again, causing my wife to fall off once again. She didn’t lose her cool and patted the horse again, saying, "This is your second time." Once again, she hopped on, and again, the horse jumped wildly, and she fell off. My wife pulled out a revolver and shot the horse dead.
My jaw fell to the ground. "What the hell are you doing? Did you just shoot a horse?? What’s wrong with you?!" I asked her, shocked and bewildered.
She looked at me, "This is your first time.

[CitylifeVibe]

Their relationship seemed picture-perfect, but in reality, he was scared of his wife! Did anyone catch that irony? 😮😮😮

[CornetDw]

Second clip isnt reversed, its pure skill.

[sophiagoldbottom]

HOW IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE WHISTLING😂😂

[ramseycooper]

Dude was threatened during their honeymoon and aligned himself for life.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[iampidgeon]

This is the type of relationship I'm trying to have

[aznchik]

I'd use my "second time" to call the cops & get as far from her as possible. No bang if I'm not there right?

[catlover-juvw]

twist, she says'this is your second time'

[brianmcclenahan]

The joke was very different when I first heard it. It was a man who gave the chances and the woman who was told "That's 1."

[mikawaii_og]

He better be enforcing the same threat to her too

[catcat]

विनय न मानत जलधि जड़, गए तीनि दिन बीति।
बोले राम सकोप तब, भय बिनु होइ न प्रीति।।

[Shipnot_Nonindustries]

Wife: "This is you-
Me: *Points rifle at her and disarms her.* "Next time, maybe you'll learn to not shoot because you're mad. Oh, and if you EVER try that with me, you won't be staring down an AR style rifle, but a Browning, am I understood?"

[Lord_Byron_]

This joke is so old it fell of a dinosaur. But i remember it being the other way... works both ways.. lol

[jasquerotte]

Fun fact, a lot of murderers start by killing animals

[bdbarnes]

U got that, from the "Keaton's" family youngest platinum hair daughter. She the judge on Nightcourt-2. Yo 2nd time.

[QueerFrogRabbit]

My grandpa(who raised me) has toldvthis joke for, at least, my entire life. Except, it's a horse and buggie with a newly married couple. The husband does the countdown on the horse and kills it at 3. The wife gets pissy, and the husband turns to her with the "1". She shuts up. They walk home.

[theydontknow_horshawn]

Nah me personally I would’ve get a divorce after rhat

[MCD.]

No, this is when you get a DE and keep it moving.

[LucasTheOnion]

Fake story aside, I like the candle(?) Video

[blzbfallenangel]

A police officer calls trough the radio
-"captain, we have arrived to the house of the woman suspected of un alive her husband for stepping on her recently moped floor"
The captain responded
"Good. Have her already in custody?"

-"No sir, we can't do that"

The captain, noticeably mad answered:
"Why the fk not?! I wanted her under arrest right now!"

The officer responded
_" but sir, the floor hasn't dried yet"

(Sorry if my English it's wrong, I'm a self taught)

[candygrave]

Ah yes, the stereotypical traditional values marriage