The Worst Apology Video Of All Time #colleenballinger

[jades.einstein]

"you were in your had no right to sound so good you sound like a princess

[Drawnspy]

You know there are billions and billions of cells and neurons working on each part of her brain, and non of them came to the thought "wtf are we doing"

[Imflippingout]

it's giving the same energy as people saying "you ruined a promising young man's life" when he was the problem

[__________________________]

“I was grooming children but I’m not in the wrong it’s the children” 🎶🎶🎶🎶

[artvandelay]

All I need to know is that she asked literal CHILDREN “what’s ur fav position” that’s SICK

[plussy]

"I'm not a groomer I'm just a loser" 💀💀💀something a pedo would say

[DyingUmbrella]

This harmony made me realize that each phrase of Colleen's original "song" is like a four-bar long repetition of a single note

[basicskellie]

“admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout” *insert photo with 7 year old boy’s hand down her pants*

[HeisenbergFam]

She really pulled out ukulele and was likr "toxic gossip train"

[PrincessAcornHair]

These aren’t things that she was “exposed” for doing. She PUBLICLY made a children’s book with some QUESTIONABLE things down there -

[bionicslipper]

She actually feels like she’s been attacked 💀

[ohmyprettygirl]

Colleen’s video has “millennial theatre adult who plays ukulele in their indie folk band and is also stuck in 2012 and cant escape” written all over it.

[xieotv]

"You were in your thirties". 😭🤣😭🤣

[Manimnotcreative]

The way Colleen’s foundation does not match her body is slowly killing me in every video I see of her.

[tyleroberling]

Just gonna take this opportunity to say that Gabi has an incredible voice

[MJayzing]

She didn’t even apologize she just denied everything in a song

[iM_ShrT_LoL]

“Some girl that talked to kids in her thirties”

Teachers: 👁️👄👁️

[GamingintheAM]

Colleen's video is the biggest modern-day example of the Streisand Effect that I can think of. Her uploading that video actively made her situation worse because people who have never heard of her sure as hell know who she is now.

[xBella_Bunnyx]

Bro she literally had a child put their hands down her pants

[elsf]

Remember when that woman freaked out over millennials not being "young and cool" anymore so she wrote a song about parting her hair and skinny jeans? This Colleen thing feels like that, only grooming instead of screaming at mortality lol