'...and that's where Lockheed'

i love lockheed martin

[Indexium]

i had no clue this video would do so well, i appreciate it fellas

[generalbandege]

U.S. GOVERNMENT: "Ah man. This is gonna cost a lot of money."
Lockheed: "It could cost more."
U.S. GOVERNMENT: "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

[crazy_mind-oxif]

For the engineering meme, I'm an engineer fresh outta college. One of my friends got a job at Lockheed, he's making the least out of everyone.

[jake_from_state]

There are two wolves inside of me

1: the military industrial complex has gathered too much power, it is in the best interest of the security of our nation to stop giving them so much money.

2: that’s literally the coolest shit I’ve ever seen, God Bless America

[BillNyeTheRussianGuy]

I’m a civil engineer. My friends at Lockheed always tease me because I build “Targets”.

[dewydewback]

"Engineering is limited only by the amount of money available."
"So what if there was no limit?"
And that's how Lockheed Martin was created

[hibuddy]

Engineer fresh out of college with a weak moral compass

Lockheed Martin: Is... is it for me? 🥺👉👈

[easy_eight]

It's a shame that every attempt Lockheed tried at entering the commercial travel market since the jet age, they utterly failed financially

[freguy]

There needs to be a “from lockheed, with love” sticker on every ordinance, or even a “proudly brought to you, by pratt and whitney” decal.

[juliuszkocinski]

Jokes on you, I have strong moral comass.
It pushes me to do everything to achieve peace.
Peace through superior firepower.

[rickyquinteros]

Lockheed is -probably- *definitely* the coolest company to exist
-someone with the goal of becoming an aerospace engineer

[postItNoteObsession]

02:35 Attitude corrections immediately after launch by using nose fitted RCS thrusters.... chills man, literally chills

[calebblaha]

Can confirm on the engineering thing. At least how quickly morals and ethics disapear when presented with a problem to solve.

[coreytaylor]

I know this is literally corp propaganda but I loved every second of the video

[springtimefunshark]

“There no limits to the amount of fun you can have when you can just blow shit up for your job.”

-Lockheed Martin

[ligma]

Lockheed forgetting for the 274926283th time that they have a budget limit:

[GrimdarkCrusaderth]

As someone going into a mechanical engineering program with a minor in aerospace, this hits a bit close to home.

[Cptn.Viridian]

Honestly, I wish Lockheed got back into... not constant war stuff. The few times they dabbled in peace time aircraft, they never really failed by their own merits, they just got screwed by stupid circumstance. The only thing the L2000 (the most likely supersonic passanger concept) did wrong was be to reasonable, and it got beat out by Boeing making completly unrealistic promises they couldn't keep.

Am I biased? Yes. I want company that made the blackbird and the f-22 to make my Mach 3 75000 feet passanger plane that was a quantum leap in every metric above both normal planes, and even the concorde.

[bipolar_skittle]

"How many times have you watched-"

*Y E S*

[thermalerosion]

Proof that compassion is far less powerful than the base gratification of blowing stuff up