Sorry about the $5.4 Billion. Here’s 10 bucks

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Timestamps:
0:00 take what you can get!
0:10 Crowdstrike offers $10 gift cards
1:38 Google scraps 3rd-party cookies plan
2:58 Meta releases Llama 3.1
5:54 QUICK BITS INTRO
6:03 FTC probes 'surveillance pricing'
6:42 Copilot early adopters struggling
7:24 Igor's Lab GPU thermal paste report
8:14 Reddit blocks non-Google search engines
8:52 Marc Andreessen wants AI comedy

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[TheLexikitty]

“It’s a global IT outage. What could it cost, 10$?”

[ILoveTinfoilHats]

Crowdstrike CEO made the exact same mistake back when he was an officer at McAfee... Oops

[Coansp]

$4 service fee, $4 delivery fee, you could get at most a juice box

[Xan_JL]

Whoever wrote the "Microdose the Y2K Bug", bravo. You got both my spouse and I to lose it for a good minute straight.

[lunalangton]

That they turned their disaster into an *advertisement* for UberEats is absolutely insane. I hope you're all extremely pissed.

[noonenoesbutme]

Airlines getting a food voucher for being extremely inconvenienced is the definition of irony

[blackeyefatlip]

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated!" -Larry the Cucumber, Veggietales's "The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment!", 2003.

[kirk]

10$ doesn't even get me one shwarma

[PropaneWP]

It's kinda hilarious that the name of this company is 'Crowdstrike' - in that they both sound and act like some kind of horrible malware.

[bronzedragon]

Copilot once told me a motorcycle had 4 wheels 🤦‍♂️

[peaceblasterr]

Great video!
Side bar to vent:
Dear YouTube, if you’re going to force a vertical ad to play when I’m watching on my phone in full screen landscape, please return to landscape automatically. Having to exit and return to full screen is insanely annoying.

[leftcoastfunk]

$10 Uber Eats credit literally can't even cover the damn processing and convenience and delivery and other BS fees in my area 🤣🤣🤣

[Razear]

It's like being offered in-store credit at the customer service desk when you just want to get your money back.

[socialnginrin]

"i'm not gonna lay eggs in your chest, bro!!!" lolololololol

[allenqueen]

"Comedy is dead" -A multi billion dollar Venture Capitalist
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Well, atleast irony isn't

[The_Slavstralian]

Please be careful with the crowdstrike vouchers thing. Scammers will be on top of this 100%

[ILoveTinfoilHats]

Crowdstrike? Never heard of it. Is that the thing mustangs do?

[bituniverse]

That VC could start a comedy tour himself with that as the premiss. He’d get a lot of laughter. He might even get so much he’s laughed out the building

[Douglas_Blake_]

Each passing day I find myself increasingly happy that I'm not the idiot who released that CrowdStrike update.

[notavailable]

what if. just a theory. advertisers and google DONT track me at all. and just put ads on relevant sites. im on news article about cars. but cars. im wathcing youtube show me content like music/movies/tv. stuff like that. most of the "personalized" ads dont even fucking work anyway