Spongebob Theme- MINOR KEY w/ Lyrics (Re-Upload)

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I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS SONG, THOUGHT I DID WRITE THE PARODY LYRICS!

[ryangagne]

This remix makes Spongebob sound like a ghost story told by sailors, a legend of the Yellow Terror of Bikini Bottom.

[UltraCenterHQ]

this absolutely has no right to go so hard.

it kinda sounds like that trope of prisoners singing a song while forced to work. it could fit in the plankton takeover scenes in the first movie, it's like everyone is yelling for spongebob to save them

[Rexsar]

This is what would have played at the end of the movie if Plankton had won.
I can't express how happy this vid has made me.

[ThatAussieGuy]

This is truly what squidward hears at the start of every episode

[dailymemesjw]

“Ever since squidward tried that first Krabby Patty he was addicted he had no money, no job, and no friends left. Squidward later hung himself on that fateful night.”

[afrdit_]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Who Lives In The Deepest Dark Depths In The Sea!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
An Unholy Realm Where No Sunlight Can Reach!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If Ye dare to Enter Down Far Under The Swell!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then Triton Shall Claim Thee and Drag Ye to Hell!

SpongeBob SquarePants! [4x]

[Cherrylime_Studios]

When all the kids in the background chorus grow up and watch modern SpongeBob

[completedoofus]

spongebob but if he got rejected from art school

[afrdit_]

"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

[gbyjrjn]

I don't understand where the millions of views are, this is brilliant!

[linslay]

Spongebob Sqaurepants, once known as the happy-go-lucky creature whom everyone loved, had finally broke his mask that he'd been hiding behind. It turns out he was only trying to impress the capitalist society of Bikini Bottom and not burden anyone. His eyes had just opened, as had his mind. To the reality of what Mr. Krabs had put him and every employee at the Krusty Krab in history through. It was all capitalistic exploitation. Spongebob used to be fine with working overtime with no pay, because he loved his job, right?

Wrong. Again, that was the mask that blinded his eyes to reality. All this time that he had been working for pennies at the Krusty Krab in order to feed Gary, he was naive to the true evil inside Mr. Krabs. His boss's greed and unnecessary need for money should have been enough of a sign. That is when Spongebob tells Squidward the truth, as if Squidward didn't know already (he did). He now understood why Squidward hated his job but couldn't escape. But for the first time, Spongebob and Squidward team up with Patrick, Sandy, Gary, and the town that agreed with him to rise up against Mr. Krabs and his evil ways.

Even Plankton was all in, but not without the promise of the formula that made the Krabby Patties so good. Plankton knew all along what Mr. Krabs was up to, which was the true reason why he wanted to take the formula, so he could bring down Mr. Krabs. This is the first time that anyone had wanted to work alongside Plankton, rather than against, all because of Spongebob and Squidward opening Bikini Bottom's eyes to Mr. Krabs's capitalist exploitation of his workers. Plankton had turned to the good side, learning and changing from what he'd done in the past.

"Are you ready, kids?" Patrick asked the crowd in the helicopter. "Let's end our suffering, comrades, " said Spongebob as he dropped the bomb on the Krusty Krab, then onto Mr. Krabs's house. Deep down inside him, though, there was a voice telling him not to do it. But he had done it anyway. Spongebob, who was once a loyal slave to the Krusty Krab, had killed who was once his favorite boss. "I had to kill you so I wouldn't kill myself, " said Spongebob over Mr. Krabs's dead body.

And that was the brutal yet relieving end to capitalism under the sea.

[baileyryan]

Since this is a re-upload, I'm gonna re-post the story I commented for the original.

What could have been a normal day in Bikini Bottom had changed everyone's life forever....

It was Sunday, Squidward's favorite weekday, but as usual, Spongebob's antics kept ruining it for him. Later that night, Squidward was lying in bed with his eyes stuck open with stress. It was at that moment he finally snapped...

Squidward snuck out of his house while carrying a large, burlap sack over him. He crept his way over to Spongebob's pineapple, and fortunately for him, the front door was unlocked. Squidward tried to keep quiet as he tiptoed up the stairs while the objects in his sack jiggled around. He sightly pushed Spongebob's bedroom door open, making it creak. To avoid getting caught, Squidward pulled out a pair of ear muffs from his sack and gently placed them onto Gary while he was asleep. Next, he pulled out a rifle and forced it into Spongebob's snoring mouth. Squidward wanted to watch him suffer, so he woke him up with a maniacal cackle. Spongebob immediately woke up to the sight of the squid who he believed to be friends with pointing a rifle to his face. He screamed with a waterfall down his eyes which only fed Squidward's hunger for murder. "Please don't kill me, Squidward! I thought you were my friend!" Spongebob tearfully begged for mercy. "You are NOT my friend, " barked Squidward, "and you never will be! In fact, I wanted to say this to you since the day we met: Goodbye!"

The next morning, Squidward gleefully left his house to go to work. Just a minute later, Sandy walked by and stopped when she heard howling coming from Spongebob's bedroom window. She noticed that his door was left open, so she ran inside and upstairs to see Gary with teary eye stalks. "Gary, what's wrong?" Sandy asked. Gary pointed one of his eye stalks towards Spongebob's bed. "Spongebob...?" Sandy called for him as she slowly pulled off the covers. Much to her horror, all that was left on Spongebob's bed was a pile of blood, brains, and yellow sponge chunks. Sandy picked up Gary and headed over to Patrick's rock to break the news. "No, that's impossible, " Patrick denied. "I'll show you!" Sandy insisted. Once Patrick was shown the evidence, he broke down into tears and hugged Gary as he was just as heartbroken. "We gotta find out who did this to Spongebob and turn him in!" Sandy determined.

Meanwhile at the Krusty Krab, the customers were getting furious with their orders not being taken. "Mr. Squidward, " called Mr. Krabs as he stepped out of his office, "What the hold up over here!?" Just then, Sandy busted through the doors with Patrick and Gary behind her. She announced the murder of Spongebob to Mr. Krabs and the customers. "I bet it was Plankton!" Mr. Krabs assumed. The customers agreed with him and carried their pitchforks and torches all the way to the Chum Bucket. All the while, Squidward just sat at his post without a care in the world. After a month, Plankton was released from jail after the cops discovered that the weapon was too big for him to hold. So, Plankton decided to team up with the gang to find the culprit before going back to stealing the secret formula. Squidward started to worry about getting caught, but he brushed it off and carried on with his shift.

Later that day, Squidward was searching for his clarinet in his house until he found one, but it was the driftwood clarinet that Spongebob made for him on their very first Christmas. That memory struck Squidward with a tinge of remorse as he began to remember confessing to Spongebob that he always sort of liked him.

6 months have passed. Mr. and Mrs. Squarepants adopted Gary, Patrick took Spongebob's place as the Krusty Krab's frycook, but he never smiled once, many of Bikini Bottom's citizens were falsely accused, causing some to be interrogated or arrested or eventually released, but worst of all, Squidward kept descending into madness each day because of his guilt. He finally confessed his crimes on Perch Perkins's live broadcast. Squidward was sentenced to life in prison without parole and eventually died in there.

The End.

[samanthaoddsweb]

These feels VERY Chuthuluesque! Love it

[cherua]

Welcome to the trailer for the Spongebob Squarepants: The Horror! The plot twist where Spongebob goes on a killing spree killing all his friends and family! 😱

[ciontachthecthonicchampion]

At 2x speed, it really does sound like a sea shanty that you could see yourself hearing in some old timey pub.

[natben]

wow, this song is terrifying. and to think i'd sing along when i was a kid

[theradonpipe]

All the kids who sang in the original can remake it singing like this now.

[magma_man]

"Let no joyful voice be heard" 😂😂 Reminds me of Hoist the Colours

[PrincessShuJen]

OMG, I can't stop laughing!!, You, sir, have made my day! :D

[Thirty_Five]

Things haven't been the same since Spongehenge.